For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
Thursday, 11 July 2013
HRH Shidbert Fandangle
Hallo hallo, what? Hic! I was going to give this a giant messy miss but whaddaya know? F**k it, ima join in and predict this new Royal sprogs name. Im not interested in the slightest, just bored outta my razz'd skull and I reckon these names ive come up with are really rather ACE, so here goes...NURSE *Pours Drink*
1. Shidbert Fandangle
2. Blootie Gurten Thamcunster III
3. Heyho Giddenthink Funjafix
4. Sheik Alleh Alleh MacBastuud
5. Shadonay Graspafit Le Spinkwaddle
6. Walter Curmidgeon
7. Kenklehawke Spudtwanger Jones
8. Fudday Pinkspitt Helsunka Proone
9. Gretchen Cocklewacker
10. Sally Moses DeMumps
11. Flintlock Alabasta Fannaybaster
12. Doggshuten Makrogunk
Well? What dost thou thinkest my crib full of kitty cats?
Location:
Carmarthen, UK
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