UF Yaaaawn !!

It seems NASA has found 'evidence' of alien life. Excuse me while I attempt to summon up enough excitement to get through this rant. *Takes Swig of Jag* Does anyone really f**king care anymore? I mean REALLY REALLY CARE like its the last bottle in the chiller?
I'll be honest, I couldn't care less because as my new website 'A Bomb In Nations' proves, there are more interesting things here on earth and under our feet than in bluddi space. I find space as dull as dishwater.


Welcome To The Sky

I couldn't give a squirrel's nutty fart if NASA discovered an entire planet teeming with life. (Unless they somehow have better booze than Jagermeister.) We haven't even got anywhere close to discovering what the oceans have to offer, never mind f**king Pluto or Jupiter. 'Ooh look! That planet has pretty rings spinning around it!' OH GO BOIL YOUR HEAD YOU NINNIES! Gee wilikins.
You hear of morons...sorry people, spending entire nights looking up at the sky with a telescope in the hope of seeing something, ANYTHING out of the ordinary. GO GET LAID OR DRUNK YOU HIPPIES! THERE IS F**K ALL OUT THERE.
And even if there is, WTF are we going to do about it? Probably bomb them to kingdom come, thats what.
Actually, I take some of that back. I DON'T think we are alone in this universe but in the same breath I also believe that whatever is joyriding through the Milky Way they have no interest in us because if they DO then it means they are as bored as we are.
NOW PLEASE, PUT DOWN THAT SCOPE AND CRACK OPEN A BEER OR TWELVE AND COME SIT WITH ME AND LET US SPEAK OF BUNYIPS AND PIG WOMEN.