Do you wanna know what really frosts my peanuts? TOSSERS ON EVILBAY WHO PUT AN ITEM UP FOR AUCTION AND INCLUDE A BUY-IT-NOW OPTION, BUT IF THE ITEM GETS WON FOR LESS THAN THEY EXPECTED THEY WITHDRAW THE F**KING SALE!! THE UTTER BASTAGES! ITS NOT HAPPENED TO ME BUT A FEW OF MY RETRO COLLECTING MATES HAVE EXPERIENCED IT AND I FEEL THEIR PAIN.
IF I WERE TO SELL MY JAGERMEISTER INFLATABLE BOTTLE WITH A BUY-IT-NOW PRICE OF £20 BUT ALSO PUT IT AT AUCTION STARTING AT £1, THATS A GAMBLE I TAKE AND SHOULD ANYONE BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO WIN THE BOTTLE FOR A POUND THEN GOOD FOR THEM! I WOULD LET THEM HAVE IT FOR THAT PRICE. I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T THROW ALL MY SHOTS OFF THE BAR IN A POUT AND WITHDRAW THE SALE LIKE A F**KING PONCE!
W@NKERS LIKE THIS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED ON eBAY. A POX ON THEM ALL!
N.B. The Jagermeister bottle isn't for sale as its bloody tidy.
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
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