Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Jailbirds Want More Sky

Today its been reported that prisoners are upset because they are only able to recieve one Sky Sports channel in their suites...sorry cells. So miffed are they that the have lodged a formal complaint. The baztards.
WHAT THE F**K HAS THIS COUNTRY COME TO SAY? SPANK MY GIN SOAKED ASS WITH A SOGGY KIPPER! WE HAVE BECOME A NATION OF PANSIES, AFRAID TO DISH OUT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED PUNISHMENTS! IT MAKES MY BLOODY CIDER GO FLAT I DONT MIND TELLING YOU!
WHY THE HELL SHOULD PRISONERS GET SATELITE TELEVISION? THEY ARE IN THE CLINK FOR DOING WRONG FFS, NOT TO BE MOLLY CODDLED! YOU ARE NOT ON A FRICKEN' CRUISE YOU CRETINS, YOU ARE IN JAIL, J.A.I.L. ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A COMFORTABLE SUITE! AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAAAAP ABOUT 'THEIR PUNISHMENT IS LOSS OF LIBERTY, NOTHING MORE' BECAUSE IVE HAD A BELLY FULL OF IT! F**KING BLEEDING HEART T!TS!

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A jail treadmill before the days of luxuries

A LOT OF HARD WORKING FOLK WHO HAVE DONE NO WRONG CAN'T AFFORD SATELITE TV, SO WHY IN THE NAME OF FELINFOEL ALE ARE WE GIVING IT FREE TO THE DREGS OF SOCIETY? PEOPLE WHO ABIDE BY THE LAWS OF THE LAND AND PUT IN AN HONEST DAYS GRAFT ARE GETTING IT WORSE THAN LAWBREAKERS. THIS IS NOT RIGHT AND BRITAIN NEEDS SOMEONE WITH A SPINE TO SORT IT OUT PRONTO! LOOK AT SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO OVER IN ARIZONA FOR EXAMPLE. HE'S JUST WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS. A GOOD KICK UP UP THE CHUFF.
HERE IS A THOUGHT: IF WE GIVE PRISONERS ALL OF THESE COMFORTS TO TAKE THEIR MINDS OF THE SENTENCE THEY ARE SERVING, IT ONLY ALLOWS THEM TO FORGET THEIR CRIMES! AND THERE CAN BE NO REMORSE FROM SOMEBODY WHO HAS HAD IT EASY IN JAIL WATCHING THEIR FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM WHILE IGNORING THE REFLECTING ON THEIR BAD BEHAVIOUR BIT! AND THATS F**KING NONSENSE!
RADIO, NEWSPAPERS AND BOOKS SHOULD BE QUITE ENOUGH FOR THOSE IN JAIL. OBVIOUSLY IF WE TAKE EVERYTHING AWAY AND LET THEM ROT WITHIN FOUR WALLS WE WILL BE RELEASING DANGEROUS LUNATICS ONTO OUR STREETS AND NOBODY WANTS THAT. BUT ALL OF THIS PANDERING TO EVERY WHIM IS RIDICULOUS AND ALL ITS DOING IS TEACHING THEM HOW TO FURTHER TAKE ADVANTAGE. IT ALSO GIVES INMATES THE UPPER HAND. THEY DEMAND, WE KEEP GIVING IN. AND IT MUST BLOODY WELL STOP THIS INSTANT!

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