an Angry Bird yesterday
F**K ME, THAT 'ANGRY BIRDS' GAME IS GOOD! IM NEW TO iPHONE (LONG STORY, PULL UP A BAR STOOL) BUT SINCE ANGRY IS MY MIDDLE NAME (JUST BEFORE 'THE SHANTER') AND BIRDS ARE COOL, THIS WAS AN OBVIOUS DOWNLOAD. AND ITS AS ADDICTIVE AS DRINKING ABSINTHE WHILST STARING AT SERENA WILLIAMS' LEGS! FOR FELLOW NEWBIES, ALL YOU DO IS USE A CATAPULT TO LAUNCH DIFFERENT BIRDIES AT BUILDINGS AND PIGS (THE BACON MACHINES HAVE NICKED EGGS OR SOMETHING) AND THATS IT! ANGRY F**KING BIRDS! THE SHANTERS NEW PETS!
