Joke drugs with fatal laughs
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH KIDS TODAY?? EVERY DAY WE SEE STORIES OF ONE OF THE IDIOTS DYING OR DOING SOMETHING STUPID AFTER TAKING THESE CRAPPY 'LEGAL HIGHS', AND IM GETTING SICK OF IT! FOR THE LOVE OF JACK DANIELS, CAN THEY NOT SEE THE WARNING ON THE PACKET ABOVE? OR CAN'T THEY READ? IT WOULDN'T SUPRISE ME. "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION" GENERALLY MEANS "NOT GOOD" AND EFFECTS FROM TAKING THEM WILL EITHER BE DEATH OR SCREWING UP YOUR BODY SO ROYALLY THAT YOU END UP AS PRODUCTIVE AS A LETTUCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
FOR F**KS SAKE, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET HIGH, DON'T FAFF AROUND WITH THESE SOPPY 'LEGAL HIGHS', THATS LIKE EATING TOFU BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO AFRAID OF MEAT! BUY THE REAL THING (NOT THAT I ADVOCATE THIS). FAR BETTER TO RELAX WITH A GLASS OF BOURBON OR GIN. AT LEAST YOU WON'T END UP DRIBBLING LIKE A NIT AND PAYING COURT FINES. I DESPAIR, I REALLY DO. BLOODY TEENAGERS AND THEIR GINGERLY WAYS.
