Fury Me !!

Joke drugs with fatal laughs

WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH KIDS TODAY?? EVERY DAY WE SEE STORIES OF ONE OF THE IDIOTS DYING OR DOING SOMETHING STUPID AFTER TAKING THESE CRAPPY 'LEGAL HIGHS', AND IM GETTING SICK OF IT! FOR THE LOVE OF JACK DANIELS, CAN THEY NOT SEE THE WARNING ON THE PACKET ABOVE? OR CAN'T THEY READ? IT WOULDN'T SUPRISE ME. "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION" GENERALLY MEANS "NOT GOOD" AND EFFECTS FROM TAKING THEM WILL EITHER BE DEATH OR SCREWING UP YOUR BODY SO ROYALLY THAT YOU END UP AS PRODUCTIVE AS A LETTUCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
FOR F**KS SAKE, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET HIGH, DON'T FAFF AROUND WITH THESE SOPPY 'LEGAL HIGHS', THATS LIKE EATING TOFU BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO AFRAID OF MEAT! BUY THE REAL THING (NOT THAT I ADVOCATE THIS). FAR BETTER TO RELAX WITH A GLASS OF BOURBON OR GIN. AT LEAST YOU WON'T END UP DRIBBLING LIKE A NIT AND PAYING COURT FINES. I DESPAIR, I REALLY DO. BLOODY TEENAGERS AND THEIR GINGERLY WAYS.

Faking It....

Fake tattoos. What the f**k are they all about? Well actually its not the tattoos I have an issue with, its the tossers who wear them, poncing around trying to look 'cool' or 'hard'. W@ankers! How do I say this? GROW THE F**K YOU DIMWIT! YOU DONT LOOK EITHER COOL NOR HARD, IN FACT YOU LOOK THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE YOU POSEUR BAG OF SHYTE!
Now before I get hate mail (I love those by the way) I use fake tattoos but the difference is I ALREADY HAVE 19 REAL ONES INKED ON MY DRUNKEN FLESH and the reason I use them is to plan where my next REAL TATTOO will go. I simply slap on a kiddies tattoo to decide if I like the spot I have in mind for the tattoo proper.
And speaking of kiddies I have no problem with them having them, ITS THOSE VAIN IMBECILES WHO GO OUT CLUBBING WITH THEM THAT I HAVE THE UTTER SH!T WITH. I mean seriously GET. A. LIFE. you man~fairy!