Keep Yer Snout OUT !!

I read somewhere (can't remember where exactly because the interwebz is just too frikken' BIG) that a woman somewhere has spent £32,000 on her daughters 16th birthday party and the poor lady has received a lot of abuse from others telling her its too much for a teenage party and that she ought to have given some to charity!?! HOLY F**KITY F**K F**K F**KITY! JEALOUS MUCH?
Quick newsflash folks ~ ITS HER DOSH, LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE! Maybe she already DOES give to charity. Some people are so envious and spiteful its unbelievable.


Its not attractive

Your beloved Ranter has recently become a father and Id like to see anyone try commentating on what I buy my child. 'Ooh you can't get her a Cartier watch, thats much too expensive!' 'I THINK YOU'LL FIND I BLOODY WELL CAN! NOW GET THE F**K OUTTA MY DRUNKEN FACE!
This is one of the negative sides to the webby. There are endless ways for complete strangers to spout about how they think they can live YOUR life for you. B@STARDS. IGNORE THEM.

Britain In Need

So once again Children In Need rolls around, dragging Z list 'celebrities' along with it in order to grab as much cash as possible from you. (I wonder how much of their appearance fee goes to the charity? Hmm?) Its been going on since forever and has become a kind of start to the countdown for Christmas.
Well I want no part of it and if this makes me a Scrooge figure then fine, I'll take it, it matters not. I find it particularly galling this year to be asked to dig deep, when most of the country is on its ass due to government cuts everywhere we turn. How dare the BBC (yes its that foul corporation again) demand money from us in return for paper thin 'entertainment' from people who were it not for Simon Cowell would struggle to sell out a toilet.
I give plenty of cash throughout the year without being into this sickly mess. Hell if the BBC really want to help children in need then why don't they donate £10 from everyones TV licence fee to charity? Eh? Why not do that intead? They'd get far more money because we're FORCED to pay that. At least I wouldn't have to look at that stupid Pudsey bear then. Greedy, sickening people.
So don't go looking at me for money, we ALL need money the way this country is being flushed down the toilet. Sorry but due to being strongarmed to fork out for television licences and being taxed out the backside then I have no money to spare so take those no mark singers and that foul teddy bear and f**k off. Now.