More Political Corr~Wetness Tripe

I just heard something on the radio that almost SOBERED ME UP! Easter eggs in some places can no longer be called 'Easter Eggs', instead they are to be called 'Spring Spheres.' SPRING F**KING SPHERES!?! WHAT IN THE HOLY NAME OF JOHNNIE WALKER RED HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE SUCH NONSENSE?? THE PEOPLE WHO COME UP WITH THIS PISH ARE ABSOLUTELY MENTAL, THEY MUST BE. MENTAL WITH WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
What is so offensive about Easter eggs? Let me guess, offensive to other religions? Am I close? Or has anyone got a problem with eggs now? (This wouldn't suprise me). WHERE WILL IT END? ITS SHEER INSANITY. AND OF COURSE THE PROBLEM WITH INSANITY IS THE ONES WHO SUFFER FROM IT CANNOT SEE THEY ARE MENTAL. (That term is probably offensive now but the RANTER doesn't care).


Evil: An Easter Egg yesterday

Can't these woollybacks SEE where this is going to end? Don't they see the harm its doing? They ought to drink more alcohol because I can see it PRETTY F**KING CLEARLY! Far from bringing folks together, all of this twaddle will PUSH US APART. IT CAUSEES NOT HARMONY BUT CONTMEPT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! THE MORE YOU FORCE PEOPLE TO ACCEPT OTHER BELIEFS AND IDEAS, THE MORE YOU ANTAGONISE UNTIL THE FEELINGS YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO NURTURE BREAK AWAY COMPETELY.
By God, we must have fallen on foul, sober times if it comes to this. Can't humanity respect others without the need for these sissies making up crap? EVIDENTLY WE CAN'T. WHAT A F**KING SHAMBLES. BARMAN!