Live Fast, Die Faster

An article in The Telegraph today boasts that a new jab administered after suffering a heart attack could be a major breakthrough in cutting deaths. Fine, the Ranter has no issue with that. Hell I'll probably need the injection myself one day. It was a comment by a reader underneath the story which caused my sparkly cider to go flat.
It went thus ~ "one way to prevent a heart attack is not to have one in the first place by living sensibly and taking exercise." You can just imagine what he/she is like on a night out. LISTEN UP DRINKERS, THERE IS NO FUN TO BE HAD IN LIVING SENSIBLY !!!!!!! LIVE FAST DIE FASTER, THIS IS MY CREED.


If I Were A Motorbike Id look Like This

I mean seriously, where in Captain Morgan's name do these poodle get off in preaching to everyone, ALL THE F**KING TIME? GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!! These people give me more grief than any four day bender could on both body and soul. Preachy motherf**kers.
See the photo above? THATS ME IF I WERE A TRANSFORMER ROBOT AND COULD TURN MYSELF INTO A VEHICLE. WHAT WOULD THESE WET WEEKENDS CHANGE INTO? PROBABLY A SEWING MACHINE.
I know what calamities lay in store for myself if I keep living as I do but do you know what? IM STILL GONNA DO IT BECAUSE IM WILLING TO PAY THAT PRICE!! Doctors and these poncey 'health gurus' might be able to frighten others into living like monks BUT THE SH!T WON'T WASH WITH ME. I love life, but only on my terms and if that reduces the years FINE. Cheers !!