Oscars the Potter

NOW HULK IS MAD !!

"I gave up on the Oscars when the Harry Potter franchise won nothing."

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Was that meant to be a joke? This foolish comment hath shaken and stirred the Ranter from his fried chicken and cider strewn pit! Harry F**king Potter ??! Oh my days, you so funny. A speccy magic kid in a robe? F**k Off! Thou caluminous reeling-ripe haggard! Thou cullionly earth-vexing moldwarp! (And cheers to Shakespeare for those.) The boy wizard is Crap Supreme! A Supreme turd in life's punch bowl, and deserving of a damn good kicking should he ever decide to show his sh!tness in my Peanut Bar! Oscars my azz, that franchise isn't worth a w@nk of cabbages!
And okay I admit ive never read the books or seen the films but I don't need eat a sperm lasagne to know that it would taste rank. Good Lord, I need another drink of summat strong. Nurse!

Lets read it again: "I gave up on the Oscars when the Harry Potter franchise won nothing."

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Xmas Pit Stop, By Jove!

Do Not Mix!

Ah something I cant rant about! Was stopped in the run up to Christmas by the Police who were o the hunt for those who had been at the sherbet before getting behind the wheel of a car. Naughty naughty! Was a cunning plan by them too because we were stopped on a sunday morning coming from the old carboot sale, they were evidently looking for those plebs fool enough to drive after a skinful on the saturday. Anyway good for the cops sez I! Hope they caught a few. In the photo above is part of the breathalyser tube they give to you after you give them a blow (ooer!) so I thought id be 'arty' and include it in a piccy with some 10% vol cola shotz. Nurse!!