For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
Saturday, 2 February 2013
Xmas Pit Stop, By Jove!
Do Not Mix!
Ah something I cant rant about! Was stopped in the run up to Christmas by the Police who were o the hunt for those who had been at the sherbet before getting behind the wheel of a car. Naughty naughty! Was a cunning plan by them too because we were stopped on a sunday morning coming from the old carboot sale, they were evidently looking for those plebs fool enough to drive after a skinful on the saturday. Anyway good for the cops sez I! Hope they caught a few. In the photo above is part of the breathalyser tube they give to you after you give them a blow (ooer!) so I thought id be 'arty' and include it in a piccy with some 10% vol cola shotz. Nurse!!
Location:
Carmarthen, UK