For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
Showing posts with label Brits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brits. Show all posts
Thursday, 23 February 2012
Fat Birds Horror
When were the sh!tty Brit Awards held? Saturday or sunday? AND STILL SOME PAPERS ARE WHINING OVER THE FACT THAT SOME TUBBY CHICK CALLED ADELE HAD HER SPEECH CUT SHORT!!? THE SUN (IT WOULD BE) EVEN HAS A HEADLINE 'MY YELL HELL' BY THE HOST. CHRIST ON A BIKE, GET ME ANOTHER GIN PRONTO!! WHO GIVES A F**K? SO WHAT SOME STRUMPET WAS DENIED A FEW MINUTES TO THANK 'HER PEOPLE'? ITS HARDLY NEWS OF THE CENTURY IS IT? THOSE AWARD SPEECHES ARE JUST VOCAL HANDJOBS AIMED AT HANGERS ON AND SYCOPHANTS (OR SICKO~PANTS), HARDLY PEARLS OF WISDOM. YOU COULD SWEAR SOMEONE HAD CUT OFF SOCRATES JUST AS HE WAS GETTING TO THE GOOD BIT! FORGET ABOUT IT ALREADY!
Tuesday, 22 November 2011
The Nerve Of Football
Old Goldenballs Beckham has made footie (or 'soccer' as its known over there) more popular than hockey and basketball in the USA, if the papers are to be believed. (And they are usually f**king NOT)! Alas its only when the Americans accept rugby as their favourite sport that they will truly become civilised. Laughs Out Loud.
But where is the RANT you ask? Its coming and it starts with baseball. Naturally.
We scoff at baseball in the UK. In fact we laugh at most American sports but its baseball which gets the brunt of our scorn. We look at it and say, "baseball. That is bollix that is! Why its nothing short of the rounders we played in school! Good old rounders! What!" *Snorts* Then we dissolve into the superiority of cricket.
BUT WHERE THE HOT DIGGITY DIG DID WE GET OUR SILLY BLOODY GIBS FROM? I FIND IT F**KING ASTOUNDING THAT A COUNTRY WHO IS OBSSESSED WITH FOOTBALL CAN FIND IT IN THEMSELVES TO MOCK SPORTS FROM ACROSS THE POND! FOOTBALL IS FILLED TO ITS LEATHER BALLS WITH SPOILT IDIOT PLAYERS. ALCOHOLICS AND WIFE BEATERS, WHO IF IT WASN'T FOR THEIR ABILITY TO PUNT A BALL UP THE PITCH WOULD BE SIGNING ON AT THE DOLE OFFICE!
FOOTBALL. A SPORT WHERE THE WALKING MESS THAT IS PAUL 'GAZZA' GASCOIGNE IS CONSIDERED A 'GREAT'! HAR DI F**KING HA HA! THAT KINDA SAYS IT ALL REALLY! NURSE, A BOURBON AND HOLD THE SOUR. IM SOUR ENOUGH.
The only time the Ranter enjoys football
But where is the RANT you ask? Its coming and it starts with baseball. Naturally.
We scoff at baseball in the UK. In fact we laugh at most American sports but its baseball which gets the brunt of our scorn. We look at it and say, "baseball. That is bollix that is! Why its nothing short of the rounders we played in school! Good old rounders! What!" *Snorts* Then we dissolve into the superiority of cricket.
BUT WHERE THE HOT DIGGITY DIG DID WE GET OUR SILLY BLOODY GIBS FROM? I FIND IT F**KING ASTOUNDING THAT A COUNTRY WHO IS OBSSESSED WITH FOOTBALL CAN FIND IT IN THEMSELVES TO MOCK SPORTS FROM ACROSS THE POND! FOOTBALL IS FILLED TO ITS LEATHER BALLS WITH SPOILT IDIOT PLAYERS. ALCOHOLICS AND WIFE BEATERS, WHO IF IT WASN'T FOR THEIR ABILITY TO PUNT A BALL UP THE PITCH WOULD BE SIGNING ON AT THE DOLE OFFICE!
FOOTBALL. A SPORT WHERE THE WALKING MESS THAT IS PAUL 'GAZZA' GASCOIGNE IS CONSIDERED A 'GREAT'! HAR DI F**KING HA HA! THAT KINDA SAYS IT ALL REALLY! NURSE, A BOURBON AND HOLD THE SOUR. IM SOUR ENOUGH.
The only time the Ranter enjoys football
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