CHEERS PETE! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ON THAT SHANT!
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
Showing posts with label awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awards. Show all posts
Monday, 19 March 2012
Thursday, 23 February 2012
Fat Birds Horror
When were the sh!tty Brit Awards held? Saturday or sunday? AND STILL SOME PAPERS ARE WHINING OVER THE FACT THAT SOME TUBBY CHICK CALLED ADELE HAD HER SPEECH CUT SHORT!!? THE SUN (IT WOULD BE) EVEN HAS A HEADLINE 'MY YELL HELL' BY THE HOST. CHRIST ON A BIKE, GET ME ANOTHER GIN PRONTO!! WHO GIVES A F**K? SO WHAT SOME STRUMPET WAS DENIED A FEW MINUTES TO THANK 'HER PEOPLE'? ITS HARDLY NEWS OF THE CENTURY IS IT? THOSE AWARD SPEECHES ARE JUST VOCAL HANDJOBS AIMED AT HANGERS ON AND SYCOPHANTS (OR SICKO~PANTS), HARDLY PEARLS OF WISDOM. YOU COULD SWEAR SOMEONE HAD CUT OFF SOCRATES JUST AS HE WAS GETTING TO THE GOOD BIT! FORGET ABOUT IT ALREADY!
Friday, 14 January 2011
The Great Brit Awards Con
So Iron Maiden get a Number One album in the UK and they don't even get a Brit Awards nomination?? WTF?!?? Just proves what cr@p goes on there really. F**king Brit Awards, full of spineless conmen.
Maiden are a real band, look at their f**king success ! Probably the last greats we'll have. Oh but no, give Biffy sodding Clyro a nod and a clap instead. If I was in Maiden id go and create such a sh!t storm at the awards like you wouldn't believe.
Still Steve Harris & Co have proved you don't need a whole lot of media behind you to make it. They were largely ignored in the 80's but went from strength to strength. Iron Maiden are one of the most successful bands in the world right now.
Which makes this obvious snub that bit bloody harder to take! Had it been Oasis or Amy Winehouse with the number one album, they would have been nominated quicker than the white stuff disappears up nostrils backstage (allegedly). Im f**king FUMING, and eventhough I shouldn't be suprised, it has left a very foul taste in my Shanty gob. (Even worse than flat Diamond White cider. Brrrr !)
The Ranter tells it like it is.....
Im just happy ive never watched the thing. 'So why are you getting so mad?' I hear you all ask. Well im the RANTER! Its my job to be getting mad, especially when it involves a bunch of suited tosh pots ignoring one of my most beloved bands OF ALL TIME! Ive been a fan of Iron Maiden since the beginning and to see them treated like this brings the afternoon's scotch back up to my throat.
Its always the f**king way isn't it? The smarmy sycophants who glob onto record companies and listen to every word they say get the medals while the renegades and rebels who don't give a flying carthorse get shunned like leprous pariahs. EVEN WHEN THEY GET A NUMBER ONE ALBUM! Of course heavy metal music has always been the outcast, always been the 'devil worshippers music' (what a laugh that is) so the Sh!t Awards are only carrying on the tradition of ignoring it.
Maiden are a real band, look at their f**king success ! Probably the last greats we'll have. Oh but no, give Biffy sodding Clyro a nod and a clap instead. If I was in Maiden id go and create such a sh!t storm at the awards like you wouldn't believe.
Still Steve Harris & Co have proved you don't need a whole lot of media behind you to make it. They were largely ignored in the 80's but went from strength to strength. Iron Maiden are one of the most successful bands in the world right now.
Which makes this obvious snub that bit bloody harder to take! Had it been Oasis or Amy Winehouse with the number one album, they would have been nominated quicker than the white stuff disappears up nostrils backstage (allegedly). Im f**king FUMING, and eventhough I shouldn't be suprised, it has left a very foul taste in my Shanty gob. (Even worse than flat Diamond White cider. Brrrr !)
The Ranter tells it like it is.....
Im just happy ive never watched the thing. 'So why are you getting so mad?' I hear you all ask. Well im the RANTER! Its my job to be getting mad, especially when it involves a bunch of suited tosh pots ignoring one of my most beloved bands OF ALL TIME! Ive been a fan of Iron Maiden since the beginning and to see them treated like this brings the afternoon's scotch back up to my throat.
Its always the f**king way isn't it? The smarmy sycophants who glob onto record companies and listen to every word they say get the medals while the renegades and rebels who don't give a flying carthorse get shunned like leprous pariahs. EVEN WHEN THEY GET A NUMBER ONE ALBUM! Of course heavy metal music has always been the outcast, always been the 'devil worshippers music' (what a laugh that is) so the Sh!t Awards are only carrying on the tradition of ignoring it.
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