Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Sunday, 24 November 2013

OcrisHip

"Despite its ban on the trade in whale products, the EU has been allowing ships with whale meat to pass through its ports. We can help!"
I say, do you feel the same way about chickens? Im personally horrified by the millions of chickens killed for meat every day. Or arnng? meat is meat is meat so don't come it with me son. Meat eaters are ALL the same whether its dog or pork

Monday, 23 May 2011

A Shameless Plug

Your dear Ranter has been a critic of supermarket Farmfoods in the past (mainly because they don't sell alcohol), but a man cannot be called a true inebriate if he cannot admit to his wrongs so here I am admitting away. I WAS WRONG! FARMFOODS IS INDEED A FANTASTIC PLACE!I URGE YOU TO SHOP THERE IN DROVES! YOUR REWARDS SHALL INDEED BE MIGHTY!
Why the turned tables? Why is a man such as your beloved Shanter, so devoted in his quest for getting pi$$ed, now backing a supermarket that sells no booze. (I still find that hard to type). In a word its PRICES. They majorly undercut places like Morrisons and Tesco. We're not talking of saving pennies but pounds! A few examples your honour; turkey burgers £1.79 in Mozzies, £1 in Farmfoods. Linda McCartney's vegetarian sausages, Mozzies £1.89, Farmfoods £1. The list could go on. Now this isn't a case of saving a few f**king pence!
IM JUMPING SHIP, F**K IT! BOOZE FROM MOZZIE'S, FROZEN GRUB FROM FARMFOODS. TO HELL WITH FRESH FRUIT.