Your dear Ranter has been a critic of supermarket Farmfoods in the past (mainly because they don't sell alcohol), but a man cannot be called a true inebriate if he cannot admit to his wrongs so here I am admitting away. I WAS WRONG! FARMFOODS IS INDEED A FANTASTIC PLACE!I URGE YOU TO SHOP THERE IN DROVES! YOUR REWARDS SHALL INDEED BE MIGHTY!
Why the turned tables? Why is a man such as your beloved Shanter, so devoted in his quest for getting pi$$ed, now backing a supermarket that sells no booze. (I still find that hard to type). In a word its PRICES. They majorly undercut places like Morrisons and Tesco. We're not talking of saving pennies but pounds! A few examples your honour; turkey burgers £1.79 in Mozzies, £1 in Farmfoods. Linda McCartney's vegetarian sausages, Mozzies £1.89, Farmfoods £1. The list could go on. Now this isn't a case of saving a few f**king pence!
IM JUMPING SHIP, F**K IT! BOOZE FROM MOZZIE'S, FROZEN GRUB FROM FARMFOODS. TO HELL WITH FRESH FRUIT.
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
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