I would never watch it because im not a simpleton but as some presenter just said on LBC radio, its come to something, when a show like X Factor has to rely on a near naked retarded singer to get more viewers. Do you realise how desperate its all become? And the ones on my friends 'social media' list who watch this turgid mess: whats wrong with you? Give thyselves a good hard slap from your dear Ranter. By golly you need one.
Its FU**ING GARBAGE. Every 'singer' who wins is forgotten within 6 months. You will never find a Bowie or Jagger on that show. So its a waste of time. Only idiots waste their time.
Still, I suppose its better than letting you play with sharp objects.
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
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Sunday, 27 October 2013
Friday, 24 August 2012
71 Quid ????
On reading an article about "Hilary Devey's Dole Office" shRw I stumbled (drunkenly of course) on this comment: "I would like to see if she could live on benefits its ok making a programme try living on 71 pounds a week."
FIRST OFF, PUNCTUATION! ITS NOT USED FOR FUN OR BECAUSE IN ITS WEIRD WAY IT CAN LOOK FANCY SO BLOODY WELL USE IT!!
SECONDLY, HILARY WORKS FOR A LIVING SO SHE DOESN'T NEED TO LIVE ON A PALTRY £71 A WEEK. AND F**K ME, SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES ANYONE DO IT???? MY BOOZE BILL IS ROUGHLY £87 A WEEK SO THE RANTER WOULD BE WITHOUT HIS SHANT ON ANYTHING LESS. *SHIVER* OKAY THATS MADE ME FEEL ILL NOW SO IM OFF TO THE BAR. NURSE!!
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