For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
Friday, 24 August 2012
71 Quid ????
On reading an article about "Hilary Devey's Dole Office" shRw I stumbled (drunkenly of course) on this comment: "I would like to see if she could live on benefits its ok making a programme try living on 71 pounds a week."
FIRST OFF, PUNCTUATION! ITS NOT USED FOR FUN OR BECAUSE IN ITS WEIRD WAY IT CAN LOOK FANCY SO BLOODY WELL USE IT!!
SECONDLY, HILARY WORKS FOR A LIVING SO SHE DOESN'T NEED TO LIVE ON A PALTRY £71 A WEEK. AND F**K ME, SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES ANYONE DO IT???? MY BOOZE BILL IS ROUGHLY £87 A WEEK SO THE RANTER WOULD BE WITHOUT HIS SHANT ON ANYTHING LESS. *SHIVER* OKAY THATS MADE ME FEEL ILL NOW SO IM OFF TO THE BAR. NURSE!!
Location:
Carmarthen, UK