Rudolph The Well Done Kebab

In the news tonight something which has sent my blood pressure SOARING through the roof. It seems supermarket chain Lidl has come under fire for selling reindeer steaks in the run-up to Christmas. The German store has introduced the £5.99 steaks along with other "luxury cuisine" such as pheasant, venison and springbok.
And of course idiot animal rights charity PETA have the led the charge against the supermarket saying its 'revolting.'
Please PETA, and all you other self serving, lily livered PRATS, do me (and the sensible people in the world) a favour and F**K OFF! If I want to eat reindeer, pheasant or bloody minced dog, then I WILL and none of your holier-than-thou-animals-are-equal crap is going to stop me. In fact it will only serve to make me even more DETERMINED to try these succulent morsels and flick the bones in your direction.
How dare these poncy organisations try to tell me what I can and can not eat. Pity the store wasn't offering fried dog chops and cats liver because they'd be on my menu too.
What the hells the difference between turkey and reindeer? Both in plentiful supply, get 'em on the stove. And believe it or not I am an animal lover, just because I eat meat is neither here nor there. Could the same man who cries uncontrollably over a dying hedgehog, also fry a pig? Of course they could. I am in wonder how some could think otherwise.
I am quite bored of turkey by now, and usually dine on goose at Christmas, but after reading PETA's objection to deer meat, I will now have another animal on the table this Yuletide. In fact I will have three or four and think of PETA while I raise a glass in one hand and Rudolph's leg in the other.