It has come to the
Ranter's attention that another telling of the
Little Red Riding Hood tale is on its way from
HollyBored. Its called
Red Riding Hood (wheres the 'Little' gone? Eh?) and it stars one of yours drunkenly's favourite actors,
Gary Oldman. Now, while I am not going to offer a
rant to Mr Oldman (afterall everyone needs to put sherry on the table) I am going to stick a giant two fingers up at the film. Well to be fair, the trailer of the film.
No Nu~Wolves hereI have just seen it online and all I can say is,
WHAT THE F**K?! The bounders have turned it into a bloody werewolf film!! The wolf is
Nu Wolf (see Nu metal) with a girly looking, male model~alike playing its human form. Not suprising its being made by Twilight director
Catherine Somethingorother so its corked from the start.
And I'll wager a bottle of Macellan that we dont get to see wolfey until the end.
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