For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
Sunday, 13 February 2011
Chow Mein Nein!
What the f**k is the deal with COW MEIN then?????? Ive never tried it before, thats almost forty cider addled years, and by the holy bottle of Wolfenbuttel I now realise I was entirely correct to avoid it! It tastes the bloody rubber!! Bleurgh, I feel piggn' sick!! How can anyone sane enjoy that stuff? I would have been better off eating the packaging the unholy noodles arrived in. Buddha on a pogo~stick!!
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