Label Shmabel

So the partner of the late rock star Stuart Cable is leading a new campaign for stronger warnings on alcohol packaging is she? Hasn't she got better things to be doing? Heavens to James Beam! If we get into even more of a nanny f**king state than we are now, nobody will be free to do anything without some do gooder breathing down our necks! Plebs.
As you know the Ranter is quite partial to a tipple or ten AND BY ALL THAT IS SOZZLED I WILL CONTINUE DAMN IT!!


I knew my 'art' would come in handy in a blog one day

Slapping bloody labels on booze WILL DO SWEET F A You could give away diseased livers with every bottle and it wouldnt put me off. (Now theres a cool idead!) Why is there always someone out to spoil ones fun? And even worse trying to get a nosey snout in your freedom? Am I not free to imbibe until my livers content as long as im not creating misery for others?
This kind of thing didn't do much (if anything) with smokers. Those idiots are still sticking dried leaves in the gobs and lighting them, so why would anyone think us boozers will be any different?
Listen up and listen close ~ I DO NOT WANT DO GOODERS AND LILY LIVERED SELF RIGHTEOUS PR**S IN MY LIFE! GO AND ANNOY SOMEONE ELSE YOU SHRIVELLED UP OIKS! DO NOT TRY TO CREATE A DIFFERENT LIFE FOR ME OR TRY TO FORCE ONE ON ME. I WILL NOT THANK YOU FOR IT!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? GOOD, NOW GO PAINT A TOENAIL.