The Ranter cannot take hearing of any more RUBBISH names for bands. Day after day of advertising local gigs through another alter ego elsewhere on the web have finally snapped me like a cocktail stick left in rum too long. I find it hard to believe that many successful bands have God awful names because I am of the opinion that the bands name is paramount to contributing to its success.
Still, if musicians heed this blog the sh!tty names could be a thing of the past. (But dont hold your breath.) You see dear inebriate, besides from RANTING and SHANTING (shanting by the way is West Wales slang for drinking) I am also a poet, writer, playwright and dabbling photographer. Im a pretty creative guy when I put my well toned ass in gear so im offering my services to any budding Motley Crue or Cannibal Corpse out there, COME TO YOUR RANTER AND I WILL BLESS THEE WITH A BAND NAME WORTHY TO FILL THE MILLENNIUM STADIUM IN CARDIFF !!
Seriously. During quiet moments of composing great poems I often conjure up cool names for non existent bands. Be a pity to waste them. (And believe me, they ARE very good.) So drop the Ranter a line, it will only cost you a few Jagerbombs. See you at the stadium!
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
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