A couple in Scotland recently won £161m on the Euro Millions lottery. And the Ranter is pleased for them and hope they build an indoor swimming pool and fill it with Jagermeister, which is what I would do the instant the cabbage was in my bank account. (No point having an outdoor pool in this poxy, rain drenched country).
This a wonderful thing that has happened but are people happy for them? ARE THEY F**K!? ALL IVE COME ACROSS ON THE INTERWEBZ ARE FOLK SIMMERING IN ENVY AND SPITTING SPITEFUL COMMENTS AT THE COUPLE AND ITS B@STARD PATHETIC! ITS NO WONDER JESUS HASN'T BOTHERED POPPING BACK FOR AN EARTHLY VISIT. I WOULDN'T WANT TO COME BACK TO SUCH A SICK F**KING PLACE EITHER!! 'IF I DON'T WIN, NOBODY ELSE CAN' SEEMS TO BE THE MANTRA OF MANY. GROW UP YOU RETARDED CRETINS!
AND WHATS WITH ALL THE BEGGING LETTERS? I SUPPOSE IN THIS WORLD OF INSTANT FIXES, A THING LIKE DIGNITY IS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR HUH? IF THIS COUPLE EVER STUMBLES ACROSS THIS BLOG ON THE WAY TO SOMETHING LESS RANTY, SAY THIS TO THE SCROUNGERS ~ "WE ARE NOW MULTI MILLIONAIRES AND COULDN'T GIVE A RATS ROTTEN FART WHAT MISERY HAS BEFALLEN YOU. GO SCREW YOUR BEGGING ASS!"
Spite and jealousy. May you bring your followers nothing but grief.
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
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