Lotto

IM HAPPY FOR THAT COUPLE WHO SCOOPED £148m ON THE EUROMILLION LOTTERY, FAIR PLAY TO YOU GUYS, NOW GET OUT THERE, TRAVEL THE WORLD AND DRINK AND BE F**KING MERRY! BUT DO THE TABLOIDS REALLY HAVE TO WRITE 'STORIES' ABOUT WHAT AIRLINE THEY USE? SO BLOODY MARY WHAT THEY CHOSE A BUDGET COMPANY?? I REALISE ITS HARD FOR YOU TYPES TO UNDERSTAND, WHAT WITH YOUR POXY Z LIST 'CELEBRITY' OBSSESSION, BUT SOME FOLKS WILL NEVER CHANGE, EVEN WITH MEGA MILLIONS IN THE BANK. I KNOW THE RANTER WOULDN'T. IF I WON THE LOTTO TONIGHT ID STILL BE HERE TOMORROW SHANTING WITH THE SAME OLD MAGNER'S CIDER AND RANTING ABOUT THE SAME OLD THINGS THAT GET UP MY GOAT (IF I HAD A GOAT.) IF AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!
AND WHATS EVEN MORE PATHETIC ARE THESE DAFT STORIES TODAY OF THE UNLUCKY GUY WHO STOOD BEHIND THE WINNERS BUYING A LOTTO TICKET, THEREBY MISSING OUT ON WINNING MILLIONS HIMSELF. SO F**KING WHAT???? PEOPLE STANDING BEHIND ME MISS OUT ON JAGERMEISTER OR MAGNERS EVERYDAY BECAUSE YOUR BELOVED RANTER HAS JUST SWOOPED ON THE LAST BOTTLE/CRATE. THIS IS NOT A B@STARD STORY!! I REALISE TWITTER HAS STOLEN YOUR THUNDER AND MADE ACCESS TO THE FAMOUS AND THEIR ANTICS EASIER FOR EVERYONE (ANYONE SAD ENOUGH THAT IS) BUT THESE NON STORIES SMACK OF DESPERATION. EVEN FOR THE MANKY REDTOPS.

Beg Away, See If I Care

A couple in Scotland recently won £161m on the Euro Millions lottery. And the Ranter is pleased for them and hope they build an indoor swimming pool and fill it with Jagermeister, which is what I would do the instant the cabbage was in my bank account. (No point having an outdoor pool in this poxy, rain drenched country).
This a wonderful thing that has happened but are people happy for them? ARE THEY F**K!? ALL IVE COME ACROSS ON THE INTERWEBZ ARE FOLK SIMMERING IN ENVY AND SPITTING SPITEFUL COMMENTS AT THE COUPLE AND ITS B@STARD PATHETIC! ITS NO WONDER JESUS HASN'T BOTHERED POPPING BACK FOR AN EARTHLY VISIT. I WOULDN'T WANT TO COME BACK TO SUCH A SICK F**KING PLACE EITHER!! 'IF I DON'T WIN, NOBODY ELSE CAN' SEEMS TO BE THE MANTRA OF MANY. GROW UP YOU RETARDED CRETINS!
AND WHATS WITH ALL THE BEGGING LETTERS? I SUPPOSE IN THIS WORLD OF INSTANT FIXES, A THING LIKE DIGNITY IS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR HUH? IF THIS COUPLE EVER STUMBLES ACROSS THIS BLOG ON THE WAY TO SOMETHING LESS RANTY, SAY THIS TO THE SCROUNGERS ~ "WE ARE NOW MULTI MILLIONAIRES AND COULDN'T GIVE A RATS ROTTEN FART WHAT MISERY HAS BEFALLEN YOU. GO SCREW YOUR BEGGING ASS!"
Spite and jealousy. May you bring your followers nothing but grief.