A couple in Scotland recently won £161m on the Euro Millions lottery. And the Ranter is pleased for them and hope they build an indoor swimming pool and fill it with Jagermeister, which is what I would do the instant the cabbage was in my bank account. (No point having an outdoor pool in this poxy, rain drenched country).
This a wonderful thing that has happened but are people happy for them? ARE THEY F**K!? ALL IVE COME ACROSS ON THE INTERWEBZ ARE FOLK SIMMERING IN ENVY AND SPITTING SPITEFUL COMMENTS AT THE COUPLE AND ITS B@STARD PATHETIC! ITS NO WONDER JESUS HASN'T BOTHERED POPPING BACK FOR AN EARTHLY VISIT. I WOULDN'T WANT TO COME BACK TO SUCH A SICK F**KING PLACE EITHER!! 'IF I DON'T WIN, NOBODY ELSE CAN' SEEMS TO BE THE MANTRA OF MANY. GROW UP YOU RETARDED CRETINS!
AND WHATS WITH ALL THE BEGGING LETTERS? I SUPPOSE IN THIS WORLD OF INSTANT FIXES, A THING LIKE DIGNITY IS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR HUH? IF THIS COUPLE EVER STUMBLES ACROSS THIS BLOG ON THE WAY TO SOMETHING LESS RANTY, SAY THIS TO THE SCROUNGERS ~ "WE ARE NOW MULTI MILLIONAIRES AND COULDN'T GIVE A RATS ROTTEN FART WHAT MISERY HAS BEFALLEN YOU. GO SCREW YOUR BEGGING ASS!"
Spite and jealousy. May you bring your followers nothing but grief.
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
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Monday, 18 July 2011
Thursday, 17 March 2011
Happy St Patrick's Day
HAPPY St PATRICK'S DAY TO ONE AND TO ALL, AND MAY THE LUCK OF THE IRISH BE WITH YOU ALWAYS!! AND FOR ONCE THERE IS NO RANT.
Ireland is a fantastic place and they dearly love a tipple or six as much as the Ranter does. I have been there many, many times and never had a bad trip. The people are as friendly as they are reknowned for and as I always say, "If You Can't Make Me Welsh, Then Make Me Irish!"
I also find it slightly amusing that in the good ol' US of A, a lot of Americans claim to be 100% Irish on the 17th March. Funny because for the other 364 days they are 100% American. And please no history lessons, im aware of the fact that thousands of Irish (and Welsh) shipped themselves over to the United States, im only having some friendy fun here. Who WOULDN'T want to be Irish or Welsh?
SO NOW EAT A HEARTY BREAKFAST AND PREPARE THY LIVER, THERE BE SERIOUS DRINKING TO BE DONE! HAPPY St PADDY'S DAY!! SLAINTE!
Ireland is a fantastic place and they dearly love a tipple or six as much as the Ranter does. I have been there many, many times and never had a bad trip. The people are as friendly as they are reknowned for and as I always say, "If You Can't Make Me Welsh, Then Make Me Irish!"
I also find it slightly amusing that in the good ol' US of A, a lot of Americans claim to be 100% Irish on the 17th March. Funny because for the other 364 days they are 100% American. And please no history lessons, im aware of the fact that thousands of Irish (and Welsh) shipped themselves over to the United States, im only having some friendy fun here. Who WOULDN'T want to be Irish or Welsh?
SO NOW EAT A HEARTY BREAKFAST AND PREPARE THY LIVER, THERE BE SERIOUS DRINKING TO BE DONE! HAPPY St PADDY'S DAY!! SLAINTE!
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