For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
Thursday, 12 January 2012
Beer Wenches Are Go!
I'll get my coat!
NO RANT HERE IM AFRAID DEAR SHANTERS, JUST A QUICK LOOK AT WHAT THE SCENES ARE LIKE WHEN I PASS OUT EVERY EVENING AFTER A CLANKING THE GLASSES AND DRAINING THE LAST OF THE SCOTCH FROM ICE CUBES. I TRY NOT TO SLEEP/FLAKE OUT IN A RANTY MOOD BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE IN THE DAY. AT NIGHT I LIKE TO LET THE LIQUOR TAKE ME ON A RIVER JOURNEY THROUGH LANDS OF BUSTY BABES AND OTHER DELIGHTS. THERE ARE NO ELABORATE FANTASIES OR ERSTWHILE KINKS, JUST T!TS AND BEER LIKE MEN'S DREAMS OUGHT TO BE.
Location:
Wales, UK
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