Last nights session
BE ADVISED DEAR SHANTERS, THIS POST IS NOT TO BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH SHANT I CAN DRINK. I AM AT A TIME IN LIFE WHERE SUCH PETTY BOASTS ARE OF NO CONSEQUENCE AND THEY MATTER NOT A JOT. NO THIS IS JUST TO SAY THAT HARDLY ANYONE STICKS TO ONE GLASS OF RED IN THE EVENING, MORE OFTEN THAN NOT A BOTTLE WILL BE DRAINED WELL BEFORE THE CREDITS HAVE ROLLED ON CORONATION STREET SO WHY USE THOSE WEEDY LITTLE WINE GLASSES? WHY OH SHITTERY F**K WHY? JUST SPLOSH IT ALL IN A PINT GLASS AND BE DONE WITH IT! GLUG THAT F**KER! TO COMPLETELY SCREW UP THE LAD ARMSTRONGS QUOTES, ITS SMALL SIPS FOR NANCY BOYS, BUT GIANT SWIGS FOR BARDS!
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