**Pours Breakfast Tomato Juice in Gin**
So Amy Winehouse's father is in 'shock' after some clothes designer used 'her image' on the catwalk. WHAT THE FAAAACK? SINCE WHEN HAS A BEEHIVE HAIR~DO AND PENCIL SKIRT BEEN HIS DAUGHTERS IMAGE???? IM NO FASHION EXPERT BUT GRUD ON A BABYCHAM, THIS STYLE WAS AROUND WAY BEFORE WINEHOUSE. (WINEHOUSE. LOVE THAT NAME. WINEHOUSE. BOOZEHOUSE. WINY WINEHOUSE). I REMEMBER OGLING AT MODELS DRESSED THIS WAY IN THE PORN MAGS I USED TO 'COLLECT' IN MY YOUNGER, LAGER SUPPPING DAYS. CLOTHES IN PORNO? IT WAS CLASSY SMUT *GRIN* (AH THE INNOCENT~ISH DAYS).
THE LAD JAMES 'JIM' BEAM...SORRY DEAN HAD A 'LOOK' TOO BUT YOU DON'T SEE HIS ESTATE GETTING ALL PISSY OVER FOLK WEARING LEATHER JACKETS AND TIGHT JEANS. DOES IT FEEL COLD OUT OF THE HEADLINES OR SOMETHING MR WINEHOUSE? JUST LOOKS PETTY FROM MY BARSTOOL.
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
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