For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
Saturday, 16 March 2013
Forgive Me St. Patrick
Pair of Tw@ts
LOOK AT THOSE TWO F**KING COCKS UP THERE!
I HATE THOSE PLASTIC FOOLS WHO CELEBRATE SAINT PATRICKS DAY LIKE THEY'VE LIVED IN IRELAND ALL THEIR LIVES! AND ITS USUALLY (AND SOME WOULD SAY TYPICALLY) THE AMERICANS WHO ARE GUILTY OF IT. IT PROPER BLOODY WINDS ME UP! I MEAN WHAT TE F*CK??! THE REST OF THE SODDING YEAR THEY COULDN'T GIVE A SHYTE ABOUT IRELAND! FAKE TOSSERS! GET THE F*CK OUT OF IT YOU D!CKS!!
DANCING AROUND LIKE UNCOORDINATED HIPPOS, GUZZLING GREEN BEER AND WEARING IDIOTIC LEPRECHAUN OUTFITS. JUST PIZZ OFF! AND TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, 99% HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO IRELAND! WHAT A JOKE. A BAD ONE, A REALLY REALLY BAD ONE! AND WHAT ABOUT THOSE MISERABLE "AMERICAN BY BIRTH, IRISH BY THE GRACE OF GOD" TEE SHIRTS EH? FOR THE LOVE OF THE HOLY GUINNESS, IM GLAD IM NOT IRISH BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE THE KICKER FOR ME! FACE IT, YOU WERE BORN IN BOSTON, YOU ARE NOT IRISH. GREAT GREAT GRANNY MIGHT HAVE BEEN BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE! IT WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE ARSE IF FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR THEY WEREN'T SO DAMNED PATRIOTIC AND DINT SEEM TO HATE BRITS/IRISH SO.
YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHY IM SO ANNOYED/ANGRY? IM WELSH, A CELT LIKE MY IRISH BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND SEEING FELLOW CELTS BEING MADE INTO GROTESQUE CARICATURES IS SOOOO GALLING THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO SPIT CRABS!
Location:
Carmarthen, Wales