No I am not talking about AC/DC's rocktastic last record but that cursed stuff that forms on roads when temperatures plummet. Like now. My God it pi$$es me off! I enjoy a bit of snow, it makes gardens look pretty by hiding the broken bicycles and weeds and is soft should you happen to fall in it. There is even the chance you might be able to save your drink from spilling in the fall as its not severe.
Ice on the other claw is VERY severe like the hangover from a four day white cider binge. *shudder* It is evil. So evil in fact that I could picture Satan himself thinking, 'hmm....black ice? No ta, too evil for me!'
And theres little to be done but suffer it. Snow? Easy, dig. Ice? You be f**ked. Pouring boiling water on it only creates MORE ICE as water FREEZES. Duh. Ever had a hangover that picks at your brain all day and nothing you do seems to shift it? THAT IS ICE!
The only thing its good for is cocktails. It makes flagellation look fun.
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
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