The Phone That Is....

GARBAGE. Step forward the detestable Samsung GT-S3650, which not only inspires you to quit on technology altogether but also gives you the urge to headbut brick walls. I kid ye not. Oh it tries so hard to be an iPhone! It WANTS to be an iPhone! And it dresses like one, it has a touchscreen like one, but do not be fooled! A calculator made in 1985 is more of an iPhone than this piece of sh!t.


Stabbed: No less than this garbage deserves

Of course the price should tell you the obvious but in these turbulent fiscal times it is easy to be seduced by a cheaper product. I mean, if it does the same job (or similar enough job) as the real thing then who cares?
Trouble is, the Samsung GT-S3650 is dog crap. If dog crap was a mobile telephone, it would model itself on this. And what the f**k does the pretentious sounding GT-S3650 mean? Let me guess ~ Garbage Telephone - Sh!t and some random numbers? Close enough? Is the GT bit supposed to make it sound a bit like a sports car or something? (My money's on 'something.') Because allow the Ranter to make this very clear ~ if this stinking excuse for a cell phone was a car, it would be....DOG CRAP! Dog crap on wheels, with one wheel hanging off and the others stuck.
Let me point out a few of the phones let downs. (It has to only be a few otherwise we would be here all day and im sure you all have nicer, Christmassy things to be getting on with.)
The video: on the (rare) plus side the screen is nice and big, allowing for good playback. Spiffing! Trouble is this phone has less memory than a retarded goldfish so whatever it is you want to capture for prosperity (or more 'private' moments *wink*) then make sure to get it all within five minutes. This might be three minutes longer than you actually need for those private moments *wink* but lets be honest here, five minutes is pretty f**king pathetic. (Okay it can do a bit longer if needed but not much. Ive got an older phone which is able to record an HOUR of footage.)

Even tastes bland

Want to apply a personal touch with your own wallpaper? Not with this you can't, its simply too much for the frigid turd. While other phones allow the user to choose a photograph of their choice and simply set it as a wallpaper or screensaver, Samsung's little piece of plastic leprosy forces you to resize and align the photo before you do so but try as you might, YOU WILL NEVER EVER GET THE PICTURE THE WAY YOU WANT IT! I have a Welsh dragon as my wallpaper. Correction! I have the Welsh dragon's EARHOLE as my wallpaper because thats the way this mobile phone rolls. It won't let you do the simplest of things, you might as well ROLL IT UNDER A DAMN TRUCK!
Make no mistake, this is a lousy mobile telephone which apart from the decent sized screen has no redeeming features whatsover. It even struggles to go online (like it is now) and I swear its powered by steam. I could go on and on about its shortcomings but quite frankly I don't want to give it any more publicity (even bad publicity) its that bad. Plus its Christmas eve EVE and the Rants want to be dissolving into the delicious festive Shants.
I will leave you with this bit of advice ~ should you be unlucky enough to find this unholy mess in your stocking on Saturday morning SEND IT BACK FROM WHENCE IT CAME or trade it for something more useful. Like a paper nail.