All Pish and Nonsense !

So game company Kuma have come under fire for releasing a videogame where players can kill Bin Laden? OH GIVE ME A F**KING BREAK!! SO WE CAN GO AROUND MURDERING INNOCENT PEDESTRIANS AND HOOKERS IN GRAND THEFT AUTO, SAINT'S ROW, ETC, ETC BUT BUTTER ME WITH A COCKTAIL STIRRER, WE MUST NOT BE ABLE TO KILL ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST DESPISED MEN?? GET ALLAH OUTTA HERE!
THIS DOUCHE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR HAVING A MAJOR HAND IN DESPICABLE ACTS OF TERRORISM, AND SOME PEOPLE ARE UPSET OVER A GAME??! NURSE! ANOTHER DRINK PLEASE!


Halt! Who Goes There?

All bloody events in history have been covered in videogames (well most of them, we haven't had the crucifixion yet but it can't be far off), from World War 2 through to Iraq and nobody has so much raised a Martini fart until now. WHO IS THIS GAME OFFENDING? WHO'S PEANUTS HAD IT CRAPPED IT ON? ID BE WILLING TO BET THAT SENSIBLE PEOPLE OF ALL FAITHS ARE HAPPY THIS GUY IS NO MORE.
People need to lighten up and order more drinks.