Mwynhauwch!

Blank faces when you read (or tried to read) that title eh? Like discovering you left the cap off last nights cider and must face over 2 litres of flat apple juice. 'Mwynhauwch' is Welsh dears, Welsh for 'enjoy'. And as its shaping up to be one of the hottest days of the year, with glorious sunshine even at 7am, your dear Ranter suggests you do just that!
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYONE MOANING THAT ITS TOO HOT AND COMPLAINING IF THE DRINKS ARE WARM! I know we Brits think we have a God given right to whine about the weather but its getting quite tiresome if truth be told.

Chilled!

Yes, the fair Ranter exists to RANT and SHANT but not about the sunshine! ARE WE MAD? WE ONLY EVER SEE THE FRIGGEN' THING FOR A TOTAL OF 3 WEEKS A YEAR, WE OUGHT TO BE EMBRACING THESE STICKY DAYS AND BALMY NIGHTS LIKE THEY WERE THE ONLY PINA COLADAS LEFT IN THE FRIDGE. THE REST OF THE TIME WE'RE ALL WRAPPED UP IN DUFFLE COATS LIKE A HERD OF TROUT ON OUR WAY TO A DRAUGHTY CHAPEL.
REJOICE! HALLELUJAH! A BLAZING SUN MEANS MORE FOLK ARE INCLINED TO PARTAKE OF ALCOHOL, NOT TO MENTION THE FAIRER SEX LIKE TO DRESS UP IN SHORT SKIRTS AND CLEAVAGE REVEALING TOPS. (Actually that should be 'dressing down').
SO GET THEE OUTSIDE AND SIZZLE LIKE BACON AND GUZZLE AND OGLE UNTIL YOUR HEARTS (AND EYES) BE FILLED!!