Lotto

IM HAPPY FOR THAT COUPLE WHO SCOOPED £148m ON THE EUROMILLION LOTTERY, FAIR PLAY TO YOU GUYS, NOW GET OUT THERE, TRAVEL THE WORLD AND DRINK AND BE F**KING MERRY! BUT DO THE TABLOIDS REALLY HAVE TO WRITE 'STORIES' ABOUT WHAT AIRLINE THEY USE? SO BLOODY MARY WHAT THEY CHOSE A BUDGET COMPANY?? I REALISE ITS HARD FOR YOU TYPES TO UNDERSTAND, WHAT WITH YOUR POXY Z LIST 'CELEBRITY' OBSSESSION, BUT SOME FOLKS WILL NEVER CHANGE, EVEN WITH MEGA MILLIONS IN THE BANK. I KNOW THE RANTER WOULDN'T. IF I WON THE LOTTO TONIGHT ID STILL BE HERE TOMORROW SHANTING WITH THE SAME OLD MAGNER'S CIDER AND RANTING ABOUT THE SAME OLD THINGS THAT GET UP MY GOAT (IF I HAD A GOAT.) IF AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!
AND WHATS EVEN MORE PATHETIC ARE THESE DAFT STORIES TODAY OF THE UNLUCKY GUY WHO STOOD BEHIND THE WINNERS BUYING A LOTTO TICKET, THEREBY MISSING OUT ON WINNING MILLIONS HIMSELF. SO F**KING WHAT???? PEOPLE STANDING BEHIND ME MISS OUT ON JAGERMEISTER OR MAGNERS EVERYDAY BECAUSE YOUR BELOVED RANTER HAS JUST SWOOPED ON THE LAST BOTTLE/CRATE. THIS IS NOT A B@STARD STORY!! I REALISE TWITTER HAS STOLEN YOUR THUNDER AND MADE ACCESS TO THE FAMOUS AND THEIR ANTICS EASIER FOR EVERYONE (ANYONE SAD ENOUGH THAT IS) BUT THESE NON STORIES SMACK OF DESPERATION. EVEN FOR THE MANKY REDTOPS.