Begging!

And as for this ~ "Universal Credit is best viewed not as a benefit at all but as a process of degradation and destruction for anyone on an income low enough to need to claim it. It is in fact a 21st century, virtual, version of the workhouse."
You sound awfully silly.
Im all for workhouses. Put prisoners and scroungers on giant tread wheels and make them generate electricity for the rest of us. Better than wind turbines and they get fit.

Badger Milk

RSPCA are asking supermarkets to label bottles of milk which are "badger friendly" so consumers can boycott milk that comes from farms where badgers are being culled.

This BOILS MY PI$$!! Its about time the goverment stepped in and put a stop to things like this. The cull wasput in place for a reason & is not there for nothing , do they also realise that this will effect peoples lives & livelyhood .
It wont work anyway because the average hippy only has about a fiver in their arse pocket to feed a family.
what really irritates me about this whole '' RSPCA interference '' is if supermarkets do agree to label all there milk products with '' badger friendly'' it implies that dairy farming in some way '' harms'' badgers , much in the same way that tuna is sometimes labelled with dolphin friendly regarding the nets they use
cruelty to cattle to let them get infected by TB from diseased badgers, who will in turn be suffering the hellish effects of that illness? Oh they don't care about cattle, there not fluffy cuddly things. These crack pots were brought up reading wind in the willows and Brer Rabbit , and think that's how woodland life is

Benefits Cap

We're all going down, all going down to the dole house!

Okay government, the Ranter, due to a lull in boozing, has been thinking and thinks he has come up with an idea to help y'all. I went a bit Texan there!
Cap benefits at a maximum of 40 hours at whatever the national minimum wage is. It will then never be worth more to be out of work.
Force people to make changes to their life. As for the people who sit at home and do nothing STOP their benefits and leave them to it. Some people actually feel like dole money is their god given right and its not! One woman moaned when asked to go to the job center that she had better things to be doing!?? She smoked weed and hadn't worked in 8 years. STOP HER BENEFITS AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO ACTS LIKE THAT!

And here's more news. Clegg has U turned like his pal Dai and is now backing plans for a welfare freeze. Good. Why should people who dont work get a wage rise whilst people who have chosen to work not get a rise?? You want money, get out and earn it, dont expect the taxpayers/government to fund your filthy little habits.
And lets have no more shouts of "SCRAPS FROM THE RICH MAN'S TABLE!"
Oh puleeeze! We no longer live in the dark ages and benefit scrounges are getting more than scraps. Max benefits should be capped at around 50% of average wage. Then stand back and watch them rush back to work. Taxpayers should not have to fund lifestyle choices of idleness. GENUINE cases of NEED are one thing but funding that allows widescreen TVs, flats for single teenage mums and all the other non vitals for the idle should be removed instantly.
You hear of bone idle plebs owning LCD tvs and computers. Those are luxuries in anyones eyes and proof they get far too much in Welfare. £25 a week is more than enough. Its NOT siding with the wealthy, its siding with the workers.
Vote Ranter! I am your friend. I will pledge to execute the murderers, starve the scroungers, kick out the terrorists and reward the workers and drinkers!

71 Quid ????

On reading an article about "Hilary Devey's Dole Office" shRw I stumbled (drunkenly of course) on this comment: "I would like to see if she could live on benefits its ok making a programme try living on 71 pounds a week."
FIRST OFF, PUNCTUATION! ITS NOT USED FOR FUN OR BECAUSE IN ITS WEIRD WAY IT CAN LOOK FANCY SO BLOODY WELL USE IT!!
SECONDLY, HILARY WORKS FOR A LIVING SO SHE DOESN'T NEED TO LIVE ON A PALTRY £71 A WEEK. AND F**K ME, SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES ANYONE DO IT???? MY BOOZE BILL IS ROUGHLY £87 A WEEK SO THE RANTER WOULD BE WITHOUT HIS SHANT ON ANYTHING LESS. *SHIVER* OKAY THATS MADE ME FEEL ILL NOW SO IM OFF TO THE BAR. NURSE!!

Lotto

IM HAPPY FOR THAT COUPLE WHO SCOOPED £148m ON THE EUROMILLION LOTTERY, FAIR PLAY TO YOU GUYS, NOW GET OUT THERE, TRAVEL THE WORLD AND DRINK AND BE F**KING MERRY! BUT DO THE TABLOIDS REALLY HAVE TO WRITE 'STORIES' ABOUT WHAT AIRLINE THEY USE? SO BLOODY MARY WHAT THEY CHOSE A BUDGET COMPANY?? I REALISE ITS HARD FOR YOU TYPES TO UNDERSTAND, WHAT WITH YOUR POXY Z LIST 'CELEBRITY' OBSSESSION, BUT SOME FOLKS WILL NEVER CHANGE, EVEN WITH MEGA MILLIONS IN THE BANK. I KNOW THE RANTER WOULDN'T. IF I WON THE LOTTO TONIGHT ID STILL BE HERE TOMORROW SHANTING WITH THE SAME OLD MAGNER'S CIDER AND RANTING ABOUT THE SAME OLD THINGS THAT GET UP MY GOAT (IF I HAD A GOAT.) IF AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!
AND WHATS EVEN MORE PATHETIC ARE THESE DAFT STORIES TODAY OF THE UNLUCKY GUY WHO STOOD BEHIND THE WINNERS BUYING A LOTTO TICKET, THEREBY MISSING OUT ON WINNING MILLIONS HIMSELF. SO F**KING WHAT???? PEOPLE STANDING BEHIND ME MISS OUT ON JAGERMEISTER OR MAGNERS EVERYDAY BECAUSE YOUR BELOVED RANTER HAS JUST SWOOPED ON THE LAST BOTTLE/CRATE. THIS IS NOT A B@STARD STORY!! I REALISE TWITTER HAS STOLEN YOUR THUNDER AND MADE ACCESS TO THE FAMOUS AND THEIR ANTICS EASIER FOR EVERYONE (ANYONE SAD ENOUGH THAT IS) BUT THESE NON STORIES SMACK OF DESPERATION. EVEN FOR THE MANKY REDTOPS.

The Dandy

So after 75 years, British comic The Dandy is coming to an end, taking with it another bit of my childhood ** NURSE! DROP OF COGNAC IN THE GLASS BIN IF YOU PLEASE ** I've not read it for years and was more of a Beano fan, but I Googled a few of the more recent issues and couldn't believe how different they are. Cartoons featuring f**king toilet bowl 'celebrities' and b@stard company mascots like those f**king meerkat abominations. I HATE those creatures with their stupid chattering!! Its sad whenever such an old 'tradition' dies but from the look of it then its dire need of taking out back and shot. Put the comic out of it's misery. Better this than having a shadow of its former self on the newsagent shelf like a worn out whore who nobody picks anymore.
Cheers Dan, you barrel chested man of appetites! Bet you're a fair bloody shanter too! The Dandy might be dead but ive a feeling we've not seen the last of you boyo!

Legs

A proper London marathon has at last started in old London town consisting of pro athletes and none of those dopes running it dressed as the Queen or a f**king panda. I know they run for charity and they have my respect but please, have two marathons, one for the serious runners and one for Kermit the frog and company.