For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
Thursday 4 October 2012
United States of Shant
Insurance compainies want under 25 year olds stopped from taking their car out after 11pm. Slow man, I came up with this years ago and would ban ANYONE from driving after 11pm aside from those who worked nights. Anyone out after 11pm is usually up to no good, drug dealing or raping so in the USoS everyone indoors by 11pm im afraid. Only criminals would disagree.
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