Shandy 'Shandifang' Gandhi

First of all 'Shandifang' (pronounced shandyVang) is Welsh slang for a mess. Or at least it was in my hometown. Now onto the meat.
Tomorrow a man in the great state of Texas will (hopefully) be put to death for killing two people and attempting to kill a third. So not a nice guy then, certainly not someone who would be allowed to share a drink at my table. But this blog article isn't about him, he has made his gurney and now will die on it. Good riddance to him!
But as usual the Anti death penalty pests have come out in force, chanting of injustices. Tell it to the folk he made dead.
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." They yell from the comments section of online news stories reporting the approaching execution. HOLY MOTHER OF ZINFANDEL! I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP QUOTING GUFF FROM GANDHI! ITS NOT IMPRESSIVE AND NOR WAS GANDHI AN IMPRESSIVE MAN (UNLESS YOU LIKE WIFE BEATERS). AN EYE FOR AN EYE MAY MAKE THE WORLD BLIND BUT SHOWING MURDERERS LENIENCY MAKES THE WORLD BLIND, DEAF AND DUMB!! IT TELLS KILLERS AND RAPISTS TO CARRY ON WITH THEIR CRUEL WAYS, WE WILL FORGIVE THEM. SHOOT ANYONE YOU LIKE, WE UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN.
F**K ME, PASS ME A SCOTCH. WHEN WILL SOME PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT SOMETIMES WE THE PEOPLE NEED TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY WITH THE BANDITS IN ORDER TO PUNISH THEM. YES EXECUTION IS A DIRTY BUISNESS, DOLING OUT DEATH ALWAYS IS BUT ITS THE ONLY LANGUAGE THESE EVIL CRETINS KNOW.


Gandhi Sulks Yesterday

IF I WASN'T ALREADY A DEDICATED DRINKER, THESE SLIMEBALLS WOULD HAVE TURNED ME ONTO THE HABIT BY NOW. ITS ALL VERY WELL BEING FORGIVING BUT DO WE REALLY NEED TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN IT COMES TO MURDER? FOR F**KS SAKE ITS MURDER! M.U.R.D.E.R. NOT STEALING A TIN OF SOUP! AND THIS RACIST THUG IS WHERE HE BELONGS ON DEATH ROW, AND WHEREVER HE ENDS UP IN THE AFTERLIFE TOMORROW. F**K HIM AND F**K GANDHI.

Beg Away, See If I Care

A couple in Scotland recently won £161m on the Euro Millions lottery. And the Ranter is pleased for them and hope they build an indoor swimming pool and fill it with Jagermeister, which is what I would do the instant the cabbage was in my bank account. (No point having an outdoor pool in this poxy, rain drenched country).
This a wonderful thing that has happened but are people happy for them? ARE THEY F**K!? ALL IVE COME ACROSS ON THE INTERWEBZ ARE FOLK SIMMERING IN ENVY AND SPITTING SPITEFUL COMMENTS AT THE COUPLE AND ITS B@STARD PATHETIC! ITS NO WONDER JESUS HASN'T BOTHERED POPPING BACK FOR AN EARTHLY VISIT. I WOULDN'T WANT TO COME BACK TO SUCH A SICK F**KING PLACE EITHER!! 'IF I DON'T WIN, NOBODY ELSE CAN' SEEMS TO BE THE MANTRA OF MANY. GROW UP YOU RETARDED CRETINS!
AND WHATS WITH ALL THE BEGGING LETTERS? I SUPPOSE IN THIS WORLD OF INSTANT FIXES, A THING LIKE DIGNITY IS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR HUH? IF THIS COUPLE EVER STUMBLES ACROSS THIS BLOG ON THE WAY TO SOMETHING LESS RANTY, SAY THIS TO THE SCROUNGERS ~ "WE ARE NOW MULTI MILLIONAIRES AND COULDN'T GIVE A RATS ROTTEN FART WHAT MISERY HAS BEFALLEN YOU. GO SCREW YOUR BEGGING ASS!"
Spite and jealousy. May you bring your followers nothing but grief.

Tell It To Me

Be Gentle

I Hate Cardboard!

A Pain in the Cardboard Ass

When the humble compact disc first emerged sometime in 1988, they always had (or mine did)solid plastic cases which protected the disc, held the artwork/sleeve stuff in place and more importantly fitted perfectly into the spaces in cd shelves. You know the type I mean, specially made cd racks. Life was good.
SO WHAT IN THE NAME OF LEMMY KILMISTER IS UP WITH THESE CARDBOARD CD COVERS WE GET WITH SOME ALBUMS THESE DAYS? THEY ARE F**KING TERRIBLE!! THEY CREASE, THEY BEND, THEY TEAR AND THEY DONT B@STARD FIT IN THE BLOODY CD RACKS!!
ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS IN THE WORLD, AC/DC, ARE ONE OF THE MAIN CULPRITS. WHENEVER I SEE ONE OF THEIR ALBUMS ITS IN ONE OF THESE FLIMSY PAPERY CASES. SORT IT OUT EH GUYS? EVEN THE MIGHTY RAMMSTEIN HAVE BEEN AT IT LATELY. GEBEN SIE MIR STARKE! SUCH POWERFUL MUSIC NEEDS MORE THAN CARD TO SHEATHE IT.
IS IT THE BANDS FAULT? I THINK NOT. I BET ITS THE IDEA OF THE MUSIC COMPANY TO MAKE PACKAGING CHEAPER. OR MAKE IT MORE 'ECO FRIENDLY'. BOLLOX SEZ I! PASS THE RUM.