For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
Thursday 23 February 2012
Fat Birds Horror
When were the sh!tty Brit Awards held? Saturday or sunday? AND STILL SOME PAPERS ARE WHINING OVER THE FACT THAT SOME TUBBY CHICK CALLED ADELE HAD HER SPEECH CUT SHORT!!? THE SUN (IT WOULD BE) EVEN HAS A HEADLINE 'MY YELL HELL' BY THE HOST. CHRIST ON A BIKE, GET ME ANOTHER GIN PRONTO!! WHO GIVES A F**K? SO WHAT SOME STRUMPET WAS DENIED A FEW MINUTES TO THANK 'HER PEOPLE'? ITS HARDLY NEWS OF THE CENTURY IS IT? THOSE AWARD SPEECHES ARE JUST VOCAL HANDJOBS AIMED AT HANGERS ON AND SYCOPHANTS (OR SICKO~PANTS), HARDLY PEARLS OF WISDOM. YOU COULD SWEAR SOMEONE HAD CUT OFF SOCRATES JUST AS HE WAS GETTING TO THE GOOD BIT! FORGET ABOUT IT ALREADY!
Tuesday 7 February 2012
Turnip Heads
When the Home Office says this about a man, "This is a dangerous man who we believe poses a real threat to our security." You would think better than to let him go free right? But alas, we suffer in Britain from what is known as the Pox of Europe, which forces us to not only keep dangerous men in our country but to free them on bail! A guy who is wanted in another country for terrorism charges. A guy who the courts have said "poses a national security risk".
WHAT IN THE NAME OF JOHNNIE WALKER IS THIS COUNTRY COMING TO? EH?? TALK ABOUT ASKING FOR TROUBLE. ITS BARMY RULINGS LIKE THESE THAT PUSH A LOT OF FOLK INTO THE ARMS OF RACISM. THINK IM EXAGGERATING? F**K YOU JONES! IM NOT! GO READ A FORUM, THE NEW PULSE OF THE WORLD. ALREADY LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE TURNING ON ALL MUSLIMS AND LUMPING THEM IN WITH THE TERRORISTS. ITS THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE ON YOUR SCREEN AND NEWS LIKE THIS WILL ONLY PUSH THEM FURTHER INTO ANGER. AND HATE.
IVE SEEN IT IN ON THESTREET TOO. THERE ARE NOT MANY MUSLIMS IN MY PART OF THE WORLD BUT THE LITTLE IVE SEEN GET SOME VERY DARK LOOKS FROM LOCALS. IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS WAY, ITS WRONG BUT IT IS.
WHAT IN THE NAME OF JOHNNIE WALKER IS THIS COUNTRY COMING TO? EH?? TALK ABOUT ASKING FOR TROUBLE. ITS BARMY RULINGS LIKE THESE THAT PUSH A LOT OF FOLK INTO THE ARMS OF RACISM. THINK IM EXAGGERATING? F**K YOU JONES! IM NOT! GO READ A FORUM, THE NEW PULSE OF THE WORLD. ALREADY LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE TURNING ON ALL MUSLIMS AND LUMPING THEM IN WITH THE TERRORISTS. ITS THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE ON YOUR SCREEN AND NEWS LIKE THIS WILL ONLY PUSH THEM FURTHER INTO ANGER. AND HATE.
IVE SEEN IT IN ON THESTREET TOO. THERE ARE NOT MANY MUSLIMS IN MY PART OF THE WORLD BUT THE LITTLE IVE SEEN GET SOME VERY DARK LOOKS FROM LOCALS. IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS WAY, ITS WRONG BUT IT IS.
Wednesday 1 February 2012
Sky Packages for Lard Azzes
Listening to the radio as I do while pecking out words from my cider addled brain, I get to hear everything. F**k television, the wireless is the pulse of the nation. There is music to soothe my hangover, and there is debate to get fired up to. And boy did I get fired up nice and tidy five minutes ago! Pass me the shant, quick sharp!
The progamme I was tuned in to was talking about Britain's benefits culture and about how some folks are seemingly happy to sit on their lardy asses and leech off the state. One horrible, unwashed scrounger, tried to justify their benefits by saying, "We get the Sky Movies package because we’re stuck in the house all week – otherwise we wouldn’t have any entertainment."
WHAT THE HELL? I HOPE THE SATELITE DISH FALLS ON YOUR F**KING HEAD, YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE!THOSE OF US WHO ACTUALLY WORK FOR A LIVING HAVE TO PAY FOR THOSE PACKAGES BY GETTING OFF OUR BACKSIDES EVERY 5AM AND PUTTING IN A DAYS GRAFT. IM JUST ABOUT BLOODY SICK OF IT!!!! I WOULDN'T LET THE B@STARDS HAVE SKY IF I RULED THE LAND. NO ENTERTAINMENT UNTIL WORK SEZ I! TOO FLIPPING RIGHT!
IT BEGGARS BELIEF THAT SOME PEOPLE COULD BE SO BONE IDLE. WHERE THE F**K IS THEIR PRIDE? THEIR DIGNITY? LOST IN THE FAT OF TESCO VALUE PIZZA AND PROCESSED CHEESE NO DOUBT. IF YOU ARE FIT TO WORK, YOU SHOULD BE DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO FIND IT, INSTEAD OF SMOKING YOURSELF SILLY WATCHING CRAPPY FILMS ALL DAY! NO WONDER THIS COUNTRY IS IN THE STATE IT IS.
IIN AMERICA I BELIEVE YOU ONLY RECEIVE WELFARE FOR SO LONG AND THEN YOU HAVE TO RELY ON CHARITY. QUITE RIGHT TOO! WE CANNOT CONTINUE HANDING OUT FISTFULS OF WEDGE FOR DOING BUGGER ALL! SOME OF THESE WRETCHES GET MORE IN BENEFITS A YEAR THAN WORKING PEOPLE GET! SWINES!
The progamme I was tuned in to was talking about Britain's benefits culture and about how some folks are seemingly happy to sit on their lardy asses and leech off the state. One horrible, unwashed scrounger, tried to justify their benefits by saying, "We get the Sky Movies package because we’re stuck in the house all week – otherwise we wouldn’t have any entertainment."
WHAT THE HELL? I HOPE THE SATELITE DISH FALLS ON YOUR F**KING HEAD, YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE!THOSE OF US WHO ACTUALLY WORK FOR A LIVING HAVE TO PAY FOR THOSE PACKAGES BY GETTING OFF OUR BACKSIDES EVERY 5AM AND PUTTING IN A DAYS GRAFT. IM JUST ABOUT BLOODY SICK OF IT!!!! I WOULDN'T LET THE B@STARDS HAVE SKY IF I RULED THE LAND. NO ENTERTAINMENT UNTIL WORK SEZ I! TOO FLIPPING RIGHT!
IT BEGGARS BELIEF THAT SOME PEOPLE COULD BE SO BONE IDLE. WHERE THE F**K IS THEIR PRIDE? THEIR DIGNITY? LOST IN THE FAT OF TESCO VALUE PIZZA AND PROCESSED CHEESE NO DOUBT. IF YOU ARE FIT TO WORK, YOU SHOULD BE DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO FIND IT, INSTEAD OF SMOKING YOURSELF SILLY WATCHING CRAPPY FILMS ALL DAY! NO WONDER THIS COUNTRY IS IN THE STATE IT IS.
IIN AMERICA I BELIEVE YOU ONLY RECEIVE WELFARE FOR SO LONG AND THEN YOU HAVE TO RELY ON CHARITY. QUITE RIGHT TOO! WE CANNOT CONTINUE HANDING OUT FISTFULS OF WEDGE FOR DOING BUGGER ALL! SOME OF THESE WRETCHES GET MORE IN BENEFITS A YEAR THAN WORKING PEOPLE GET! SWINES!
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