Benefits Cap

We're all going down, all going down to the dole house!

Okay government, the Ranter, due to a lull in boozing, has been thinking and thinks he has come up with an idea to help y'all. I went a bit Texan there!
Cap benefits at a maximum of 40 hours at whatever the national minimum wage is. It will then never be worth more to be out of work.
Force people to make changes to their life. As for the people who sit at home and do nothing STOP their benefits and leave them to it. Some people actually feel like dole money is their god given right and its not! One woman moaned when asked to go to the job center that she had better things to be doing!?? She smoked weed and hadn't worked in 8 years. STOP HER BENEFITS AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO ACTS LIKE THAT!

And here's more news. Clegg has U turned like his pal Dai and is now backing plans for a welfare freeze. Good. Why should people who dont work get a wage rise whilst people who have chosen to work not get a rise?? You want money, get out and earn it, dont expect the taxpayers/government to fund your filthy little habits.
And lets have no more shouts of "SCRAPS FROM THE RICH MAN'S TABLE!"
Oh puleeeze! We no longer live in the dark ages and benefit scrounges are getting more than scraps. Max benefits should be capped at around 50% of average wage. Then stand back and watch them rush back to work. Taxpayers should not have to fund lifestyle choices of idleness. GENUINE cases of NEED are one thing but funding that allows widescreen TVs, flats for single teenage mums and all the other non vitals for the idle should be removed instantly.
You hear of bone idle plebs owning LCD tvs and computers. Those are luxuries in anyones eyes and proof they get far too much in Welfare. £25 a week is more than enough. Its NOT siding with the wealthy, its siding with the workers.
Vote Ranter! I am your friend. I will pledge to execute the murderers, starve the scroungers, kick out the terrorists and reward the workers and drinkers!

71 Quid ????

On reading an article about "Hilary Devey's Dole Office" shRw I stumbled (drunkenly of course) on this comment: "I would like to see if she could live on benefits its ok making a programme try living on 71 pounds a week."
FIRST OFF, PUNCTUATION! ITS NOT USED FOR FUN OR BECAUSE IN ITS WEIRD WAY IT CAN LOOK FANCY SO BLOODY WELL USE IT!!
SECONDLY, HILARY WORKS FOR A LIVING SO SHE DOESN'T NEED TO LIVE ON A PALTRY £71 A WEEK. AND F**K ME, SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES ANYONE DO IT???? MY BOOZE BILL IS ROUGHLY £87 A WEEK SO THE RANTER WOULD BE WITHOUT HIS SHANT ON ANYTHING LESS. *SHIVER* OKAY THATS MADE ME FEEL ILL NOW SO IM OFF TO THE BAR. NURSE!!

Sky Packages for Lard Azzes

Listening to the radio as I do while pecking out words from my cider addled brain, I get to hear everything. F**k television, the wireless is the pulse of the nation. There is music to soothe my hangover, and there is debate to get fired up to. And boy did I get fired up nice and tidy five minutes ago! Pass me the shant, quick sharp!
The progamme I was tuned in to was talking about Britain's benefits culture and about how some folks are seemingly happy to sit on their lardy asses and leech off the state. One horrible, unwashed scrounger, tried to justify their benefits by saying, "We get the Sky Movies package because we’re stuck in the house all week – otherwise we wouldn’t have any entertainment."
WHAT THE HELL? I HOPE THE SATELITE DISH FALLS ON YOUR F**KING HEAD, YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE!THOSE OF US WHO ACTUALLY WORK FOR A LIVING HAVE TO PAY FOR THOSE PACKAGES BY GETTING OFF OUR BACKSIDES EVERY 5AM AND PUTTING IN A DAYS GRAFT. IM JUST ABOUT BLOODY SICK OF IT!!!! I WOULDN'T LET THE B@STARDS HAVE SKY IF I RULED THE LAND. NO ENTERTAINMENT UNTIL WORK SEZ I! TOO FLIPPING RIGHT!
IT BEGGARS BELIEF THAT SOME PEOPLE COULD BE SO BONE IDLE. WHERE THE F**K IS THEIR PRIDE? THEIR DIGNITY? LOST IN THE FAT OF TESCO VALUE PIZZA AND PROCESSED CHEESE NO DOUBT. IF YOU ARE FIT TO WORK, YOU SHOULD BE DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO FIND IT, INSTEAD OF SMOKING YOURSELF SILLY WATCHING CRAPPY FILMS ALL DAY! NO WONDER THIS COUNTRY IS IN THE STATE IT IS.
IIN AMERICA I BELIEVE YOU ONLY RECEIVE WELFARE FOR SO LONG AND THEN YOU HAVE TO RELY ON CHARITY. QUITE RIGHT TOO! WE CANNOT CONTINUE HANDING OUT FISTFULS OF WEDGE FOR DOING BUGGER ALL! SOME OF THESE WRETCHES GET MORE IN BENEFITS A YEAR THAN WORKING PEOPLE GET! SWINES!