When I first got my Google Ashole NexFail 7 (Nexus 7 in a good mood), I thought it was teh fooking buisness. Looked smart, loved the layout of the tablet, 7inches was better than 10inches (ooer missus), and most importantly of all it let me play reto games on an App that iStore wouldnt have allowed. I loved it, it made Android cool for me, when originally I was an Apple fan.
Now though? FOOK IT UP ITS CRAPPY SPACESHIPPY THEMED PLASTIC ASS! ALL THE WAY TO OUTER FUCKEDGOLIA OR WHEREVER IT NOW FEELS LIKE IT WAS MADE! WHY THE SUDDEN HATE? I HEAR YOU SHOUT FROM BEHIND THE BOXING DAY TURKEY. IT PICKED UP THAT STUPID CHARGER FAIL BUG. BASTARDOS FROM OUTER SPACE! ITS NOT JUST ME EITHER, WHILST SEARCHING FOR A FIX ONLINE IT WOULD SEEM LOADS OF OTHERS HAVE HAD IT TOO. WHAT THE SHITTING FUUUCK?!? BIG COMPANIES SHOULD NEVER MAKE ERRORS AS MINOR AS THIS ONE!
OH IVE FOUND LOTS OF 'FIXES' ON THE WEBBY BUT NONE OF THEM HAVE HELPED MINE. C**TS! HERE'S WHAT HAPENS: PLUG NEXFUCKED CRAPLET, CHARGING LOGO THINGY SHOWS UP AS DEVICE IS CHARGING, BUT ITS BLOODY WELL NOT! IN FACT THE PIECE OF SHITE GOES DOWN IN CHARGE LEVELS!?! SWEET HEAVENLY GUBBINS FROM BETSY MAYE, THIS IS GARBAGE TO ME NOW. FROM TABLET OF ACE TO ALMOST BRICKED PAPERWEIGHT. AND WHATS WORSE, WHAT REALLY BOILS MY PISS, IS ALL MY AWESOME SHITE IS ON IT! GAMES, COMICS, BOOKS, RETRO GAMES. IM SERIOUSLY PEEING BULLETS HERE!
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
