When I first got my Google Ashole NexFail 7 (Nexus 7 in a good mood), I thought it was teh fooking buisness. Looked smart, loved the layout of the tablet, 7inches was better than 10inches (ooer missus), and most importantly of all it let me play reto games on an App that iStore wouldnt have allowed. I loved it, it made Android cool for me, when originally I was an Apple fan.
Now though? FOOK IT UP ITS CRAPPY SPACESHIPPY THEMED PLASTIC ASS! ALL THE WAY TO OUTER FUCKEDGOLIA OR WHEREVER IT NOW FEELS LIKE IT WAS MADE! WHY THE SUDDEN HATE? I HEAR YOU SHOUT FROM BEHIND THE BOXING DAY TURKEY. IT PICKED UP THAT STUPID CHARGER FAIL BUG. BASTARDOS FROM OUTER SPACE! ITS NOT JUST ME EITHER, WHILST SEARCHING FOR A FIX ONLINE IT WOULD SEEM LOADS OF OTHERS HAVE HAD IT TOO. WHAT THE SHITTING FUUUCK?!? BIG COMPANIES SHOULD NEVER MAKE ERRORS AS MINOR AS THIS ONE!
OH IVE FOUND LOTS OF 'FIXES' ON THE WEBBY BUT NONE OF THEM HAVE HELPED MINE. C**TS! HERE'S WHAT HAPENS: PLUG NEXFUCKED CRAPLET, CHARGING LOGO THINGY SHOWS UP AS DEVICE IS CHARGING, BUT ITS BLOODY WELL NOT! IN FACT THE PIECE OF SHITE GOES DOWN IN CHARGE LEVELS!?! SWEET HEAVENLY GUBBINS FROM BETSY MAYE, THIS IS GARBAGE TO ME NOW. FROM TABLET OF ACE TO ALMOST BRICKED PAPERWEIGHT. AND WHATS WORSE, WHAT REALLY BOILS MY PISS, IS ALL MY AWESOME SHITE IS ON IT! GAMES, COMICS, BOOKS, RETRO GAMES. IM SERIOUSLY PEEING BULLETS HERE!
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
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Wednesday, 25 December 2013
Tuesday, 14 December 2010
What Is This? Search Me....
A lot of households are webbed up in these 'enlightened' times. There is little excuse for ignorance. Need to find something? The search engine is your friend. Afterall if its not online, its not important. All the interesting and cool stuff has a website. Even churches are getting in on the technical act.
But do you want to know what really boils my schnitzel? Its people who have the internet and STILL ask others, 'what is that?' 'What does that mean?' *BANGS HEAD ON KEYBOARD* Ive seen it on forums and networking sites. USE THE DAMNED SEARCH ENGINE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Its not there to make the internet look pretty, its a tool to be used to FIND STUFF! Really! Try it now!
It can't be pure laziness can it? And nobody is THAT pushed for time. In the time they type out the question and wait for a reply, they could be scanning the search results. (Which are usually better informed than your hungover friend.)
Its something that shouldn't bother me but it does, and lets face it, this blog would be quite empty without my over boiled schnitzel.
But do you want to know what really boils my schnitzel? Its people who have the internet and STILL ask others, 'what is that?' 'What does that mean?' *BANGS HEAD ON KEYBOARD* Ive seen it on forums and networking sites. USE THE DAMNED SEARCH ENGINE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Its not there to make the internet look pretty, its a tool to be used to FIND STUFF! Really! Try it now!
It can't be pure laziness can it? And nobody is THAT pushed for time. In the time they type out the question and wait for a reply, they could be scanning the search results. (Which are usually better informed than your hungover friend.)
Its something that shouldn't bother me but it does, and lets face it, this blog would be quite empty without my over boiled schnitzel.
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