I'll get my coat!
NO RANT HERE IM AFRAID DEAR SHANTERS, JUST A QUICK LOOK AT WHAT THE SCENES ARE LIKE WHEN I PASS OUT EVERY EVENING AFTER A CLANKING THE GLASSES AND DRAINING THE LAST OF THE SCOTCH FROM ICE CUBES. I TRY NOT TO SLEEP/FLAKE OUT IN A RANTY MOOD BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE IN THE DAY. AT NIGHT I LIKE TO LET THE LIQUOR TAKE ME ON A RIVER JOURNEY THROUGH LANDS OF BUSTY BABES AND OTHER DELIGHTS. THERE ARE NO ELABORATE FANTASIES OR ERSTWHILE KINKS, JUST T!TS AND BEER LIKE MEN'S DREAMS OUGHT TO BE.
