Showing posts with label Irish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Irish. Show all posts

Saturday, 16 March 2013

Forgive Me St. Patrick

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Pair of Tw@ts

LOOK AT THOSE TWO F**KING COCKS UP THERE!
I HATE THOSE PLASTIC FOOLS WHO CELEBRATE SAINT PATRICKS DAY LIKE THEY'VE LIVED IN IRELAND ALL THEIR LIVES! AND ITS USUALLY (AND SOME WOULD SAY TYPICALLY) THE AMERICANS WHO ARE GUILTY OF IT. IT PROPER BLOODY WINDS ME UP! I MEAN WHAT TE F*CK??! THE REST OF THE SODDING YEAR THEY COULDN'T GIVE A SHYTE ABOUT IRELAND! FAKE TOSSERS! GET THE F*CK OUT OF IT YOU D!CKS!!
DANCING AROUND LIKE UNCOORDINATED HIPPOS, GUZZLING GREEN BEER AND WEARING IDIOTIC LEPRECHAUN OUTFITS. JUST PIZZ OFF! AND TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, 99% HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO IRELAND! WHAT A JOKE. A BAD ONE, A REALLY REALLY BAD ONE! AND WHAT ABOUT THOSE MISERABLE "AMERICAN BY BIRTH, IRISH BY THE GRACE OF GOD" TEE SHIRTS EH? FOR THE LOVE OF THE HOLY GUINNESS, IM GLAD IM NOT IRISH BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE THE KICKER FOR ME! FACE IT, YOU WERE BORN IN BOSTON, YOU ARE NOT IRISH. GREAT GREAT GRANNY MIGHT HAVE BEEN BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE! IT WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE ARSE IF FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR THEY WEREN'T SO DAMNED PATRIOTIC AND DINT SEEM TO HATE BRITS/IRISH SO.
YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHY IM SO ANNOYED/ANGRY? IM WELSH, A CELT LIKE MY IRISH BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND SEEING FELLOW CELTS BEING MADE INTO GROTESQUE CARICATURES IS SOOOO GALLING THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO SPIT CRABS!

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Happy St Patrick's Day

HAPPY St PATRICK'S DAY TO ONE AND TO ALL, AND MAY THE LUCK OF THE IRISH BE WITH YOU ALWAYS!! AND FOR ONCE THERE IS NO RANT.
Ireland is a fantastic place and they dearly love a tipple or six as much as the Ranter does. I have been there many, many times and never had a bad trip. The people are as friendly as they are reknowned for and as I always say, "If You Can't Make Me Welsh, Then Make Me Irish!"
I also find it slightly amusing that in the good ol' US of A, a lot of Americans claim to be 100% Irish on the 17th March. Funny because for the other 364 days they are 100% American. And please no history lessons, im aware of the fact that thousands of Irish (and Welsh) shipped themselves over to the United States, im only having some friendy fun here. Who WOULDN'T want to be Irish or Welsh?
SO NOW EAT A HEARTY BREAKFAST AND PREPARE THY LIVER, THERE BE SERIOUS DRINKING TO BE DONE! HAPPY St PADDY'S DAY!! SLAINTE!

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