Forgive Me St. Patrick

Pair of Tw@ts

LOOK AT THOSE TWO F**KING COCKS UP THERE!
I HATE THOSE PLASTIC FOOLS WHO CELEBRATE SAINT PATRICKS DAY LIKE THEY'VE LIVED IN IRELAND ALL THEIR LIVES! AND ITS USUALLY (AND SOME WOULD SAY TYPICALLY) THE AMERICANS WHO ARE GUILTY OF IT. IT PROPER BLOODY WINDS ME UP! I MEAN WHAT TE F*CK??! THE REST OF THE SODDING YEAR THEY COULDN'T GIVE A SHYTE ABOUT IRELAND! FAKE TOSSERS! GET THE F*CK OUT OF IT YOU D!CKS!!
DANCING AROUND LIKE UNCOORDINATED HIPPOS, GUZZLING GREEN BEER AND WEARING IDIOTIC LEPRECHAUN OUTFITS. JUST PIZZ OFF! AND TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, 99% HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO IRELAND! WHAT A JOKE. A BAD ONE, A REALLY REALLY BAD ONE! AND WHAT ABOUT THOSE MISERABLE "AMERICAN BY BIRTH, IRISH BY THE GRACE OF GOD" TEE SHIRTS EH? FOR THE LOVE OF THE HOLY GUINNESS, IM GLAD IM NOT IRISH BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE THE KICKER FOR ME! FACE IT, YOU WERE BORN IN BOSTON, YOU ARE NOT IRISH. GREAT GREAT GRANNY MIGHT HAVE BEEN BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE! IT WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE ARSE IF FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR THEY WEREN'T SO DAMNED PATRIOTIC AND DINT SEEM TO HATE BRITS/IRISH SO.
YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHY IM SO ANNOYED/ANGRY? IM WELSH, A CELT LIKE MY IRISH BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND SEEING FELLOW CELTS BEING MADE INTO GROTESQUE CARICATURES IS SOOOO GALLING THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO SPIT CRABS!

Faking It....

Fake tattoos. What the f**k are they all about? Well actually its not the tattoos I have an issue with, its the tossers who wear them, poncing around trying to look 'cool' or 'hard'. W@ankers! How do I say this? GROW THE F**K YOU DIMWIT! YOU DONT LOOK EITHER COOL NOR HARD, IN FACT YOU LOOK THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE YOU POSEUR BAG OF SHYTE!
Now before I get hate mail (I love those by the way) I use fake tattoos but the difference is I ALREADY HAVE 19 REAL ONES INKED ON MY DRUNKEN FLESH and the reason I use them is to plan where my next REAL TATTOO will go. I simply slap on a kiddies tattoo to decide if I like the spot I have in mind for the tattoo proper.
And speaking of kiddies I have no problem with them having them, ITS THOSE VAIN IMBECILES WHO GO OUT CLUBBING WITH THEM THAT I HAVE THE UTTER SH!T WITH. I mean seriously GET. A. LIFE. you man~fairy!