Knoxed Out!

That's HOT!

Having been there I didn't see anything in Europe that I would care to see again." ROLLING EYEBALLS

When I hear garbage like this, I KNOW STRAIGHT AWAY THAT THE AUTHOR IS AN IMBECILE AND TROLL, AND A LIAR! YOU OUGHT TO HAVE KEPT YER PENCIL SHEATHED YOU INFINITE PRANNET! The wonderful sprawls of Greece. Venice. Swiss Alps. Handsome Stratford Upon Avon, home of Shakespeare! The breathtaking wild coast of Wales. The history! Methinks you have not thought this through!
And nice though it is, America has NOTHING to compare with Europe and Great Britain's two thousand plus years of history. For f**ks sake, Italy was civilized while most of the rest of us here were praying to ale and using cabbage for money!
YOU WANT NOT TO TRAVEL HERE? BELIEVE ME, ITS JOLLY WELL FINE BY US!

Oscars the Potter

NOW HULK IS MAD !!

"I gave up on the Oscars when the Harry Potter franchise won nothing."

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Was that meant to be a joke? This foolish comment hath shaken and stirred the Ranter from his fried chicken and cider strewn pit! Harry F**king Potter ??! Oh my days, you so funny. A speccy magic kid in a robe? F**k Off! Thou caluminous reeling-ripe haggard! Thou cullionly earth-vexing moldwarp! (And cheers to Shakespeare for those.) The boy wizard is Crap Supreme! A Supreme turd in life's punch bowl, and deserving of a damn good kicking should he ever decide to show his sh!tness in my Peanut Bar! Oscars my azz, that franchise isn't worth a w@nk of cabbages!
And okay I admit ive never read the books or seen the films but I don't need eat a sperm lasagne to know that it would taste rank. Good Lord, I need another drink of summat strong. Nurse!

Lets read it again: "I gave up on the Oscars when the Harry Potter franchise won nothing."

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