Ive ranted before and I am ranting again and if this blog puts just one person off then my job is complete. TO ANYONE THINKING OF BUYING A BLACKBERRY 'SMARTPHONE' (SMART MY ASS) DESIST! GO BUY SOMETHING ELSE! GET AN iPHONE OR AN ANDROID OR ALIEN OR WHATEVER THE F**K THEY'RE CALLED! BUT STAY CLEAR OF THE CRAPBERRY! SERIOUSLY, IGNORE THIS WARNING AT YOUR PERIL! IT MIGHT LOOK THE CLASSIER PHONE BUT ITS LIKE DODOS; CUTE BUT THEY ARE SH!T AT FLYING. A BLOODY SHAMBLES.
THEIR SERVICE WENT DOWN UP LAST NIGHT AND TODAY THEY ARE ALL SNIVELLING APOLOGIES BUT ITS STILL NOT BACK 100% THE AZZHOLES. I MEAN WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K?!
I ONCE LOOKED AT THE BLACKBERRY PRODUCT AS SLICK AND COOL, AND WAS EXCITED AT THE PROSPECT OF OWNING ONE. UNTIL I DID OWN ONE, THEN SUDDENLY 'SLICK' AND 'COOL' BECAME LAME AND FRUSTRATING. AN UNRELIABLE, BOLLUX TWISTING, ABYSMAL FAILURE. AND I RUE THE B@STARD DAY! OH HOW I RUE!! I RUE LIKE A MOTHERF**KER!! AND YOU WILL TOO IF YOU ARE SUCKED IN BY THE PHONES STYLISH LOOKS. DO YOURSELVES A HUGE FAVOUR AND GO SPEND YOUR HARD EARNED POUNDS ON A DIFFERENT PHONE. YOU CAN THANK YOUR DEAR RANTER BY ME A FEW DRINKIES WITH SOME OF THE CASH YOU SAVE. MINE'S A GLENFIDDICH. EXTRA LARGE.
For the most part im a gentle, contented soul, happy to let life go on its merry way. But sometimes things happen that would test the patience of a saint (or a poet) and for these little troubles I give you Ranter the Shanter ~ Born to shant, Loves to rant! You think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be f**king gorgeous.
Showing posts with label Blackberry. Show all posts
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Tuesday, 11 October 2011
Tuesday, 6 September 2011
Black Bury
Typical screen
What on earth is all this fuss about over the Blackberry mobile phone? I foolishly bought one of these contraptions last week and its F**KING TERRIBLE!! THE BUTTONS ARE TINY, THE APPLICATIONS NEVER WORK, THE APPICATION STORE HARDLY OPEN AND IT HAS THE WORST TEXTING SYSTEM IVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO USE! THE SCREEN IN THE ABOVE PICTURE IS ONE I TOOK EARLIER AND ITS ON THE SCREEN SO MUCH IT MIGHT AS WELL BE A BLOODY SCREENSAVER! I MEAN WHAT THE F**K?
AND TO ADD TO THE FRUSTRATION THE APPS I HAVE MANAGED TO DOWNLOAD, DO NOT FLIPPING WORK. EVER. POXY THING. I WAS BETTER OF STICKING WITH MY OLD PHONE, AT LEAST THAT DIDN'T PRETEND TO BE CLEVER.
LET ME GET ONE THING STRAIGHT HERE. I HAVE OWNED A MOBILE PHONE SINCE 1995 WHEN THEY WERE THE SIZE OF BREEZE BLOCKS AND ONLY ONE OTHER PHONE WAS AS RUBBISH AS THIS ONE. BUT EVEN THAT DID AS IT WAS TOLD BECAUSE IT WAS THE DESIGN WHICH WAS AT FAULT THERE. SO IM NOT A CELL PHONE 'NEWBIE', IM QUITE USED TO USING THEM BUT I DO NOT ENJOY USING THIS BLOODY BLACKBERRY! THOSE WHO THINK THEM GREAT HAVE FOOLED THEMSELVES AND ONLY BELIEVE THEM COOL BECAUSE THEY'VE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON GETTING ONE.
THE ONE PLUS POINT ABOUT IT NOT WORKING AS IT SHOULD IS IT DOESN'T HAVE THE WORD 'BLACKBERRY' AFTER EVERY POST I MAKE ON FACEBOOK LIKE MY FRIENDS HAVE, SO IM NOT ADVERTISING THE DAMNED THING. SMARTPHONE MY ASS! A VERY POOR SHOW.
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