Talk Rubbish

I used to like Talk Radio before it became the ghastly Talk Sport. It had good presenters and offered up a tidy range of subject where callers would be encouraged to join in on debates. I hardly turned the station off. During work or play, Talk Radio was always on.
Since changing to Talk Sport however (and it really ought to be Talk Football as they hardly cover other sports), it has gone right down the craphole. Radio to make you want to vomit too. A drab, soulless affair, hosted by backslapping, oafish blokes who have about as much class as a skip full of Bacardi Breezers.
The worst pair are on sometime in the afternoon and are as entertaining as mud. So rubbish are they that I forget their names but I wouldn't sour this page and mention them even if I did. They have faces you want to punch too: one looks like a thick horse and the other has the face of weasel crossed with a field mouse.
I had the misfortune to catch a bit of their sh!tty show a couple of days ago due to the radio oddly being unable to pick up my usual stations (Radio Wales and WBAP Texas). During part of their show they were talking about a newspaper columnist who had written that some football player was a waster because of some reason or another. (I wasn't really paying attention as warts are more fun than football). Anyway this pair of prats decided to turn on the writer and say something along the lines of, "this footballer is worth £110,000, he has medals and a journalist calls him a waster! I mean who is the real waster?"
EXCUSE THE F**K ME, BUT WHAT GIVES THESE TWO TUURDS THE RIGHT TO IMPLY SOMEONE IS A WASTER SIMPLY BECAUSE HE WROTE HIS OPINION IN A NEWSPAPER? CRETINS! THE HUMBLE HACK HAS MORE INTERGRITY IN HIS THUMB THAN ANY FOOTBALLER AND I KNOW WHO I WOULD RATHER GET SHANTED UP WITH! UNBELIEVABLE! AND THIS COMING FROM A PAIR WHO THINK THEMSELVES 'COMEDIANS', WHICH IS A JOKE IN ITSELF BECAUSE THEY HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH HUMOUR AS TERMINAL CANCER! AND NOT FORGETTING THEY WORK FOR AN UTTERLY SEXIST RADIO STATION. THE DAILY SPORT OF RADIO! A POX ON THEM BOTH! NURSE! FIRST AID IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND!

Black Bury

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What on earth is all this fuss about over the Blackberry mobile phone? I foolishly bought one of these contraptions last week and its F**KING TERRIBLE!! THE BUTTONS ARE TINY, THE APPLICATIONS NEVER WORK, THE APPICATION STORE HARDLY OPEN AND IT HAS THE WORST TEXTING SYSTEM IVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO USE! THE SCREEN IN THE ABOVE PICTURE IS ONE I TOOK EARLIER AND ITS ON THE SCREEN SO MUCH IT MIGHT AS WELL BE A BLOODY SCREENSAVER! I MEAN WHAT THE F**K?
AND TO ADD TO THE FRUSTRATION THE APPS I HAVE MANAGED TO DOWNLOAD, DO NOT FLIPPING WORK. EVER. POXY THING. I WAS BETTER OF STICKING WITH MY OLD PHONE, AT LEAST THAT DIDN'T PRETEND TO BE CLEVER.
LET ME GET ONE THING STRAIGHT HERE. I HAVE OWNED A MOBILE PHONE SINCE 1995 WHEN THEY WERE THE SIZE OF BREEZE BLOCKS AND ONLY ONE OTHER PHONE WAS AS RUBBISH AS THIS ONE. BUT EVEN THAT DID AS IT WAS TOLD BECAUSE IT WAS THE DESIGN WHICH WAS AT FAULT THERE. SO IM NOT A CELL PHONE 'NEWBIE', IM QUITE USED TO USING THEM BUT I DO NOT ENJOY USING THIS BLOODY BLACKBERRY! THOSE WHO THINK THEM GREAT HAVE FOOLED THEMSELVES AND ONLY BELIEVE THEM COOL BECAUSE THEY'VE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON GETTING ONE.
THE ONE PLUS POINT ABOUT IT NOT WORKING AS IT SHOULD IS IT DOESN'T HAVE THE WORD 'BLACKBERRY' AFTER EVERY POST I MAKE ON FACEBOOK LIKE MY FRIENDS HAVE, SO IM NOT ADVERTISING THE DAMNED THING. SMARTPHONE MY ASS! A VERY POOR SHOW.